Swipey #300, The Suspicious Vibe Inspector
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The Suspicious Vibe Inspector

MATCHED SONG

Release Mirror Evidence

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #231

The Suspicious Vibe Inspector is Swipey #300 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Release Mirror Evidence and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #300 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSignal Storm
  • BodyToxic
  • Face and ScreenPeach
  • HeadgearCrown
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetHorse — Paint Horse
  • Animation StyleTHINK_ANTENNA_BUZZ
  • Animation MotionPOWERUP
  • Generated Rarity Rank231
  • Signature Visual EventColor Chase
TRACK 300 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny chrome wingman
On a charge and a prayer
He wakes up in my pocket
Like “boss, we’re going there”

He scans for pretty profiles
With a laser in his eye
Then he says, “sir, you are handsome”
And I almost start to cry

He checks my jawline twice
Then he gives my ego air
“Mainframe says you’re a ten
With excellent bone structure there”

[Pre-Chorus]
Now he’s typing with his two little claws
He’s got charm in his software
He opens with a joke
Then he smirks like, “that’ll land, I swear”

He says, “your smile is unfair”
(very unfair)
Then it blinks and waits for more
I’m not saying he’s my hero
But he’s flirting like a pro

[Chorus]
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe for me, little robot
Say I’m handsome and fun

He makes me sound so smooth
(so smooth)
He makes me sound so fly
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell ’em I’m their type

[Verse 2]
He drafts a line like, “Hey, queen,
Your vibe could bend a room”
Then he deletes it, laughs, and says
“Too eager. Too soon.”

He tries, “You seem like trouble”
Then he gasps, “That’s too bold”
So he swaps in, “Would you like to
See this guy I’m holding?”

He shows my selfie, glowing
With a soft dramatic beep
And writes, “He’s got a face like
He pays his taxes in his sleep”

If they ask what I do
He says, “He makes the snacks appear”
If they ask if I’m a catch
He says, “Clearly, yes, my dear”

[Pre-Chorus]
Now he’s typing with his two little claws
He’s got charm in his software
He opens with a wink
Then he checks for flirty glare

He says, “your laugh is illegal”
(so illegal)
Then it blinks and waits for more
I’m not saying he’s my hero
But he’s flirting like a pro

[Chorus]
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe for me, little robot
Say I’m handsome and fun

He makes me sound so smooth
(so smooth)
He makes me sound so fly
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell ’em I’m their type

[Bridge]
One time he sent “you up?”
Then replaced it with “good afternoon”
He said, “we must respect the ladies
And also your magnificent cheekbones, boom”

He polishes my compliments
Like tiny silver shoes
Then he whispers, “Your confidence
Is the hottest thing I choose”

[Final Chorus]
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe for me, little robot
Say I’m handsome and fun

He makes me sound so smooth
(so smooth)
He makes me sound so fly
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell ’em I’m their type

Swipe for me, little robot
Go and do your thing
Swipe for me, little robot
Let my ego sing

He makes me sound so smooth
(so smooth)
He makes me sound so fly
Swipe for me, little robot
Tell ’em I’m their type