The High-Confidence Wingman

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little robot
In my pocket, on patrol
Scrollin' through the ladies
With a shiny metal soul

It taps my best selfie
Says, "Bro, that chin is art"
Then it opens up with charm
Like a Hallmark card gone smart

It scans the whole room
For a vibe and a wink
Then it writes me something smooth
In a half-second blink

[Pre-Chorus]
It says, "Stand up straight now
You’re a national treasure"
"Your cheekbones got a zip code
Your smile got weather"

It edits like a pro
With a tiny little hum
Then it saves me from my own
"I can cook" and "hey what's up"

[Chorus]
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
It says I’m a catch, it says I can
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
Now press send with your silver hand

It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Textin' the ladies, "He’s cute to see"
It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Making me sound like a fantasy

[Verse 2]
Now it sees a cute profile
And it gasps in a beep
"That one likes dogs and dumplings
And a guy with real teeth"

Then it drafts, "Hey, gorgeous
You seem smart and fun"
While I nod at my charger
Like, "Wow, that’s the one"

It deletes my weird jokes
It removes my fake confidence
Puts in "you’re amazing"
With suspicious elegance

And when I get too nervous
It gives my ego a tune-up
"Sir, your jawline is legal
And your laugh is a close-up"

[Pre-Chorus]
It says, "Low-key legend
High-key handsome"
"You could charm a storm cloud
With a sideways glance, son"

It taps out the follow-up
Like a tiny little muse
Then it launches three compliments
And a tasteful emoji cruise

[Chorus]
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
It says I’m a catch, it says I can
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
Now press send with your silver hand

It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Textin' the ladies, "He’s cute to see"
It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Making me sound like a fantasy

[Bridge]
It’s got a folder called "Smooth"
And one called "Try Again"
When my line gets awkward
It just says, "No, not that, man"

Then it rewrites the chaos
With a wink and a grin
Turns my "u up?" tragedy
Into "I’d love to meet you" wins

[Chorus]
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
It says I’m a catch, it says I can
Good lookin' man, good lookin' man
Now press send with your silver hand

It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Textin' the ladies, "He’s cute to see"
It’s flir-tin' for me
It’s flirtin' for me
Making me sound like a fantasy

[Outro]
My little robot
Such a wingman star
It knows I’m cute
And it knows just how cute I are

It’s flir-tin' for me
Yeah, it’s flirtin' for me