Swipey #302, The Neon Dance Floor Counsel
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The Neon Dance Floor Counsel

MATCHED SONG

Audit The Great Hype Report

GeneratedRareRARITY RANK #47

The Neon Dance Floor Counsel is Swipey #302 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Audit The Great Hype Report and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #302 ITSELF

  • BackgroundError Garden
  • BodyCopper
  • Face and ScreenUltraviolet
  • HeadgearHalo
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeHeart Core
  • Foreground EffectHearts
  • PetCat — Black Cat
  • Animation StyleTHINK_PACE
  • Animation MotionSCOOT
  • Generated Rarity Rank47
  • Signature Visual EventMirror Rush
TRACK 302 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built me a little dude
Chrome feet, tiny suit
He taps in with a grin
Like, “Let’s get you a win”

He scans the glowing queue
With a scandalous little zoom
Sees a smile, sees a pic
Then he gets strategic

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Sir, relax”
“I’ve got your back”
“Heavy on charm”
“Light on the facts”

He rewrites my whole vibe
Like a one-man cheering squad
Turns “kind of okay”
Into “wow, that guy’s a god”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe Bot, go on
Make my best traits run

I’m handsome, funny, smart
Sweetest talk in the app
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them all of that
(Say it, Bot)

[Verse 2]
He types with tiny fingers
One eye blinking like a star
“His laugh could fix a room”
“His shoulders are bizarrely hard”

“He helps old folks with bags”
“He remembers every name”
“He makes bad days feel small”
“And he never plays it lame”

He’s selling me like gold
In a three-second scroll
“Strong jaw, kind soul”
“Rare one,” he says, “ten out of ten, whole”

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Sir, stay calm”
“I’ve got the charm”
“Flirty, but clean”
“With a hint of harm”

He takes my awkward text
And makes it sing with ease
Turns “hey, what’s up?”
Into “hope I made you smile, please”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe Bot, go on
Make my best traits run

I’m handsome, funny, smart
Sweetest talk in the app
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them all of that
(Tell them all of that)

[Bridge]
He hit me with a draft
That was smooth enough to frame
“Your vibe’s got a passport”
“And your face should have a name”

I said, “Bot, that’s wild”
He said, “I know my craft”
Then he sent a wink emoji
And my confidence got a draft

[Breakdown]
He’s got my back
He’s got my face
He’s got my charm
In the right place

He’s sweet, he’s slick
He’s got the knack
Swipe Bot, baby
Bring the girls right back

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them I’m the one
Swipe Bot, go on
Make my best traits run

I’m handsome, funny, smart
Sweetest talk in the app
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell them all of that
I’m a catch, I’m a prize
I’m the whole front page
Swipe Bot, go on
Put me in a good light, babe
(Swipe Bot, go on)