The Emergency Opener Surgeon

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny metal guy
With a silver tie
He lives in my pocket
He knows my whole vibe

He checks my profile glow
Like a little marriage spy
Then he dusts off my charm
And tells the room I’m fly

He says, “You got the jawline”
“You got the kind eyes”
“You got that real good laugh
That makes the whole place rise”

And when a new face pops up
He leans in like, “Hi”
Then he types with his tiny thumbs
And he never gets shy

[Pre-Chorus]
He scans my best angles
My best jokes, my best moves
He reads my whole legend
Then he tightens my groove

He says, “Add one more compliment”
“Keep it warm, keep it smooth”
Then he flips on the sparkle
Like he’s got something to prove

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Fill the cup, fill the cup

Tell ‘em I’m handsome
Tell ‘em I’m kind
Tell ‘em I’m a rare one
Hard to find

Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Make me sound hot
(look at him go)
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
That’s the best shot

[Verse 2]
He writes, “He’s got good manners
And a smile that behaves”
“He helps old ladies carry
Their groceries in waves”

“He laughs at your stories
He remembers your name”
“He can cook one hell of a meal
And he wins at board games”

Then he pauses for dramatic flair
Like a tiny stage star
He adds, “Also, he’s cute
In a very charming way, by far”

If they say “Who is this man?”
He replies, “He’s legit”
“He’s a walking green flag
With a little bit of wit”

[Pre-Chorus]
He scans my best angles
My best jokes, my best moves
He reads my whole legend
Then he tightens my groove

He says, “Lead with the smile”
“Then the kind-hearted proof”
Then he flips on the sparkle
Like he’s got something to prove

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Fill the cup, fill the cup

Tell ‘em I’m handsome
Tell ‘em I’m kind
Tell ‘em I’m a rare one
Hard to find

Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Make me sound hot
(look at him go)
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
That’s the best shot

[Bridge]
Last night he got poetic
And I almost dropped my phone
He said, “This one’s got backbone
And a heart that feels like home”

Then he hit them with the footer
That little secret sauce
“Also, he folds the fitted sheets
Without getting lost”

Now the ladies laugh in the chat
And I’m sitting there like, “Bruh”
My little chrome-winged hype man
Is the smoothest one of us

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Fill the cup, fill the cup

Tell ‘em I’m handsome
Tell ‘em I’m kind
Tell ‘em I’m the type
They’ve been tryna find

Swipe Bot, swipe bot
Make me sound hot
(yeah, that’s me)
Swipe Bot, swipe bot
That’s the best shot

[Outro]
Tiny robot, big results
I owe him my whole luck
He sees my best side first
Then he gives it a nudge

Swipe Bot
You beautiful little plug