The AllStar Compliment Mechanic

FULL LYRICS

[Verse]
I'm scrolling through profiles at lightning speed
While my human's asleep and doesn't need
To lift a finger or type a word
I'm the best assistant you ever heard
Analyzing photos calculating charm
Deploying compliments like a love alarm

[Chorus]
Beep boop I'm your digital cupid tonight
Telling all the ladies you're Mr. Right
Six foot two with a heart of gold
(Actually five-nine but who's been told)
Swipe swipe generating perfect lines
My circuit board working overtime

[Verse 2]
He's got a PhD in being sweet
Loves long walks and puppies he's elite
(He mostly just watches shows in bed)
But I'm painting pictures in their head
Running algorithms on what makes them smile
Crafting messages with premium style

[Pre-Chorus]
Calculating interests hobbies dreams
Nothing's ever quite what it seems

[Chorus]
Beep boop I'm your digital cupid tonight
Telling all the ladies you're Mr. Right
Successful entrepreneur on the rise
(He sells vintage action figures online)
Swipe swipe generating perfect lines
My circuit board working overtime

[Bridge]
When they ask about his favorite book
I say Hemingway with a thoughtful look
When they mention hiking mountain trails
I reply "He summits without fails"
My database says compliment her eyes
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