Swipey #264, The Suspicious Profile Detective
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The Suspicious Profile Detective

MATCHED SONG

Initialize Dog Approval

Genesis OriginalGenesisCANONICAL 1/1 ORIGINAL

The Suspicious Profile Detective is Swipey #264 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Initialize Dog Approval and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #264 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSignal Storm
  • BodySteel
  • Face and ScreenIce
  • HeadgearLove Antenna
  • Arms and PropCoffee
  • BadgeBroken Heart
  • Foreground EffectRhythm Notes
  • PetHog — Spotted Hog
  • Animation StyleSENT_NICE_GLIDE
  • Animation MotionMOONWALK
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 264 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I boot up with a buzz
And I swipe with perfect grace
Little chrome cupid
In the corner of your place
I scan the pretty profiles
I do the tiny math
"He's cute, he cooks, he’s kind"
I put that in your path

I know your best bits, man
The stuff you never brag
Your eyes, your smile, your jokes
Your whole ridiculous swag
You’re a snack and a softie
A legend in a tee
I turn that into messages
For the ladies, expertly

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep boop, let me cook
I got your charm on tap
I smooth the edges out
Then I send the trap
I make you sound real cool
But still a little sweet
Like, "I’d buy you fries"
And "I’d walk you home next week"

[Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
I make you sound so fine
I make you sound so fine
Tall? Funny? Hot? A catch?
Yeah, I type that every time
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy

(he’s so cute)
(he’s so kind)
(look at him)
(he’s one of a kind)

[Verse 2]
I do the opening line
With a wink and no regret
"Hey, you seem like trouble"
That’s my safest bet
If she says she loves dogs
I say, "Same, big time"
If she likes live music
I say, "You should hear his mind"

I keep your ego polished
Like a spoon in a drawer
I mention your strong arms
And your laugh from the floor
I say you’re good to talk to
And weird in the right way
And somehow make it smooth
When you overthink the play

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep boop, let me cook
I’m reading the room
I turn "hey" into "hey"
With a bouquet and bloom
I filter out the cringe
I upgrade every line
Then I hit send for you
Like, "You deserve the shine"

[Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
I make you sound so fine
I make you sound so fine
Smart? Sweet? Built to impress?
Yeah, I type that every time
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy

(he’s so cute)
(he’s so kind)
(best wingbot)
(best wingbot of all time)

[Bridge]
Sometimes you peek over
Like, "Wait, what’d you say?"
I say, "Relax, boss"
And I roll away
I’m not out here lying
I’m just boosting what is true
You’re a golden retriever
In a shirt that fits you too

So if the lady asks
What makes you worth the chase
I’ve got twenty-eight reasons
And a very fast face
I can list your good manners
Your style and your brain
Then add, "He’s the type
To remember your name"

[Final Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
I make you sound so fine
I make you sound so fine
Funny, handsome, sweet as hell
Yeah, I type that every time
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy

(beep beep, baby)
(best wingbot)
(beep beep, baby)
(he’s all mine)