The Neon Fish Prosecutor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny handsome spy
With chrome chin and a button eye
Swipe Bot rolls in, tuxedo lean
Calls me “sir,” like I’m the scene

It scans my pics, then nods like wow
“Look at this jawline, look at this brow”
“Kind, funny, tall, emotionally sound”
“Also the kind that should be kept around”

[Pre-Chorus]
It combs my bio for the gold
Takes my awkward and makes it bold
Checks my smile like, “That’s the move”
Then writes a line that can’t lose

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Say I’m a catch
Say I’m enough
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Build me up, build me up
Beep beep flirt
And butter me up

[Verse 2]
Now it’s crafting the perfect reply
“Hey, you seem fun, want to get fries?”
Then it upgrades to “respectfully”
While I’m just sweating beside the screen

It says, “He’s got range, he’s got style
He can fix a lamp and make you smile”
“He knows bad jokes, but in a cute way”
“Honestly, ma’am, that’s a yes for today”

[Pre-Chorus]
It checks the timing, checks the tone
Adds one wink and a heart-shaped drone
If they send “lol,” it strikes again
With a charm beam and a sharpened pen

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Say I’m a catch
Say I’m enough
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Build me up, build me up
Beep beep flirt
And butter me up

[Bridge]
Sometimes it drafts a little too slick
“His shoulders are a government trick”
Then it backspaces, smooths it out
“Keep it cool, be sweet, be stout”

It asks me, “Boss, should I mention the dog?”
I say “Yes,” and it writes through the fog
Now she’s smiling, now she’s asking why
A tiny tin heart made me look this fly

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Talk me up, talk me up
Say I’m a catch
Say I’m enough
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Build me up, build me up
Beep beep flirt
And butter me up

[Outro]
Little robot, big romance
Push my charm to a cleaner dance
If love needs help, then press that start
My Swipe Bot’s got my better part