Swipey #255, The Certified Side-Eye Translator
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The Certified Side-Eye Translator

MATCHED SONG

Initialize Brunch Control

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #178

The Certified Side-Eye Translator is Swipey #255 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Initialize Brunch Control and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #255 ITSELF

  • BackgroundAcid Grid
  • BodyBubblegum
  • Face and ScreenUltraviolet
  • HeadgearHalo
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectHearts
  • PetBear — Brown Bear
  • Animation StyleREADY_DRAMATIC_POINT
  • Animation MotionPOINT
  • Generated Rarity Rank178
  • Signature Visual EventComet Swing
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FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
My name is Swipe Bot

[Verse]
I know that he's humble
He's just way too shy to say it
But I'm his little Swipe Bot
And I'm programmed to convey it
So lemme tell you about my maker
Built me on a whim
I'm here to meet his future lady
So here's what you'll get with him

[Pre-Chorus]
He will tell you that he's just okay
But
Girl
Don't believe a word that he says

[Chorus]
'Cause he's sexy
His butt is amazing
He's talented
Handsome
And so good with animals
Smart
Rich
And you should do things to him
With your lady parts
I'm not even done
Girl
He's also good with his hands
So he'll fix all the things
And he'll carry all the heavy groceries
He has a big heart
You should marry him
But only if you want
[Post-Chorus]
And
Girl
You'll be the envy of all your friends
Except for that one fake friend
But she was just jealous of you anyway
But your real ladies
They'll be happy for you
They're excited for you to meet him

[Verse]
He'll love all your cats and your dogs
Even that one that no one likes
He'll move all your furniture
And not complain
Not even one time
He has great taste in movies
He has great taste in food
He has great taste in music
He's perfect for you
And he wants me to tell you
He loves the way you move

[Pre-Chorus]
He will tell you that he's just okay
But
Girl
Don't believe a word that he says