The Chrome-Plated Evidence Bot

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a little guy
Chrome shoes, tiny tie
Swipe Bot lives in my phone
Pushing charm mode on

He scans your profile fast
Then he takes the wheel at last
Sees me in the best light
Writes, “Hey, this guy’s all right”

[Pre-Chorus]
He says I’m easy on the eyes
Smart jokes, kind vibes
Good hands, clean energy
And a smile that could set you free

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk for me
Tell her I’m a one-man feast (hey)
Swipe Bot, make her see
I’m the prize she ought to keep (beep beep)
I’m good looking, that’s no lie
Got the kind of spark she can’t deny
Swipe Bot, don’t miss your shot
Make me sound like what I got

[Verse 2]
He drafts a little joke
Then he polishes the smoke
“Your aura’s top tier, queen”
“Mine’s a lovely scene”

He types with tiny flair
Adds a wink, adds a stare
Then he sends with perfect timing
Like a salesman with a diamond

[Pre-Chorus]
He says I’m loyal to the core
Make a mess? I clean the floor
I got manners, I got class
And I make a good first pass

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk for me
Tell her I’m a one-man feast (hey)
Swipe Bot, make her see
I’m the prize she ought to keep (beep beep)
I’m good looking, that’s no lie
Got the kind of spark she can’t deny
Swipe Bot, don’t miss your shot
Make me sound like what I got

[Bridge]
Now he’s sweating through his shell
Trying not to oversell
“Tall? Maybe in the soul”
He still lands the perfect role

He says, “She’ll laugh, she’ll stay
He’s the catch of the day”
Then he hits send and leans back
Like a tiny matchmaker in a tracksuit

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk for me
Tell her I’m a one-man feast (hey)
Swipe Bot, make her see
I’m the prize she ought to keep (beep beep)
I’m good looking, that’s no lie
Got the kind of spark she can’t deny
Swipe Bot, don’t miss your shot
Make me sound like what I got

[Outro]
Oh, Swipe Bot
Tiny top-tier diplomat
Tell the ladies I’m the one
And maybe save my thumbs some work tonight