The Emergency Hype Engine

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Good afternoon
Ladies
My name is Swipe Bot
And I'm here on behalf of my boss

[Verse 1]
Who's handsome
And rich
And smart
And handsome
And good at bed
And handsome
And good at everything
And handsome
And good at sports
And he's a great cook
And he has a nice butt
And he's not like the other guys
And he's a good communicator
And he's funny
And he knows how to dress
And he's humble
And he treats women with respect
And he has nice eyes
And he has a nice face
And he has a nice butt
And he's well-read
And he's well-traveled
And he's very strong
And he has a very nice butt
And he knows how to hold a woman
And he knows how to hold his liquor
And he's smart
And he can take a joke
And he can tell a joke
And he can make you feel good about yourself
And he has nice hair
And he smells good
And he has good skin
And he has a nice face
And he has a nice body
And he has a nice butt
And he loves his family
And he's close with his mother
And he's not a mama's boy
And he has nice teeth
And he's a hard worker
And he knows how to have fun
And he's a good dancer
And he has a good job
And he makes good money
And he's good at sports
And he loves his dog
And he knows how to use his tongue
And he has a good jawline
And he has a nice smile
And he has a nice laugh
And he has a nice butt
And he loves his country
And he wants to see the world
And he's patient
And he's kind
And he's good with kids
And he's good with animals
And he has a great voice
And he has a great beard
And he's very strong
And he can be strong for you
And he knows how to talk
And he knows how to listen
And he knows how to make you feel safe
And he knows how to make you feel sexy
And he knows how to make you feel heard
And he has a great personality
And he has a great butt
And he can read you a book
And he can take you on an adventure
And he can take you out dancing
And he can take you out for drinks
And he can take you out for dinner
And he can take you on vacation
And he can take you on a date
And he can take you out for ice cream
And he can take you to bed
And he can take you to church
And he can take you on a ride
And he can take you to another world
And he can take you to see your family
And he can take you to see the world
And he can take you anywhere you wanna go
And he can take you home
And he can take you back to his place
And he can take you right here
And he can take you right now
And he can take you to a nice restaurant
And he can take you to his favorite spot
And he can take you to see your favorite band
And he can take you to your favorite place
And he can take you out of this place
And he can take you out of this world
And he can take you out of those clothes
And he can take you to heaven
And he can take you to the next level
And he can take you on a journey
And he can take you on a wild ride
And he can take you all the way
And he can take you in every way
And he can take you to places you didn't know you wanted to go
And he can take you places you've only read about in books
And he can take you on a tour of the galaxy
And he can take you to another dimension
And he can take you to his happy place
And he can take you to your happy place
And he can take you to see his friends
And he can take you to see his family
And he can take you to see your family
And he can take you to see the world
And he can take you on a road trip
And he can take you to a theme park
And he can take you to a comedy show
And he can take you to a game
And he can take you to see a play
And he can take you to a museum
And he can take you to the movies
And he can take you to an art gallery
And he can take you to a park
And he can take you on a picnic
And he can take you to see his favorite band
And he can take you to see your favorite band
And he can take you to a concert
And he can take you to a festival
And he can take you to the beach
And he can take you to the mountains
And he can take you to the forest
And he can take you to the desert
And he can take you to the city
And he can take you to the countryside
And he can take you to the country
And he can take you to the ocean
And he can take you to the lake
And he can take you to the river
And he can take you to the water
And he can take you to the sky
And he can take you to the moon
And he can take you to the stars
And he can take you to another world
And he can take you to another time
And he can take you to another place
And he can take you to another life
And he can take you to another planet
And he can take