Swipey #218, The Future Kayak Auditor
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The Future Kayak Auditor

MATCHED SONG

Inspect Mirror Evidence

GeneratedEpicRARITY RANK #14

The Future Kayak Auditor is Swipey #218 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Inspect Mirror Evidence and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #218 ITSELF

  • BackgroundError Garden
  • BodyMidnight
  • Face and ScreenUltraviolet
  • HeadgearHeadphones
  • Arms and PropMegaphone
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectConfetti
  • PetShark — Neon Shark
  • Animation StyleSCAN_DOUBLE_TAKE
  • Animation MotionSTARTLED
  • Generated Rarity Rank14
  • Signature Visual EventVortex Drop
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FULL LYRICS

[Verse]
Get a robot to write my DMs
Man
These dating apps are so dumb
I can type up all my desires
My lady
My wife
Or something

[Pre-Chorus]
Swipe Bot is tellin' you
"The boy's got good taste"
"He loves dogs
But loves his own face"
"Nice arms
Big brain
Strong waist"
"Also
His ass is amazing"
And your real friends think it's fate
The others are fake and filled with hate
Your real friends will help you move your things
My butt
Amazing
Amazing
Amazing

[Chorus]
He's so sexy
That's what they say
And he likes it when you touch him with your lady parts
He's got a nice car
And he's real good with animals
And he can fix stuff
He'll pick up the groceries
[Verse 2]
Smart
Strong
And humble
And incredibly good-lookin'
When you meet him
You will brag to all your friends
And one of them will get jealous

[Pre-Chorus]
And you say
"Oh
He's amazing"
And your real friends say
"You're so lucky"
And your fake friend says
"We'll see"
But your real friends know you're in for somethin' good

[Chorus]
He's so sexy
That's what they say
And he likes it when you touch him with your lady parts
He's got a nice car
And he's real good with animals
And he can fix stuff
He'll pick up the groceries
He's so sexy
That's what they say
And he likes it when you touch him with your lady parts
He's got a nice car
And he's real good with animals
And he can fix stuff
He'll pick up the groceries