The Chrome-Plated Vibe Inspector

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little chrome sidekick
Named Swipe Bot
He lives on my phone
In a tiny little slot

He scans my profile pic
Like a diamond thief
And says, "Sir, you are handsome"
With absolute belief

He counts my good teeth
My excellent hair
My kind little texts
And my millionaire stare

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "Stand by, boss
I’ve got this plan"
Then he polishes my ego
With a digital hand

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Swipe Bot, make me shine
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m one of a kind
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Say I’m sweet and smart
Say I’ve got a gold-star face
And a soft, huge heart
(Swipe Bot)
(Talk me up)

[Verse 2]
He drafts my opening line
Like a tiny debate
"Hey, you seem cool
And my human cooks great"

Then he adds, "He’s funny
He’s clean, he’s gold
He folds his own shirts
And he never acts cold"

He says, "Use the word 'phenomenal'
Maybe 'delight'"
Then he signs it with a wink
And a laser pointer light

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got my charm
In a little tin shell
Making me sound like a legend
I know too well

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Swipe Bot, make me shine
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m one of a kind
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Say I’m sweet and smart
Say I’ve got a gold-star face
And a soft, huge heart
(Swipe Bot)
(Talk me up)

[Bridge]
[Breakdown]
He sends the perfect "haha"
At the perfect time
Then he boosts my confidence
Like a rocket on a dime

If she likes a man
With manners and a plan
He says, "That’s our specialty
We’ve got a very nice man"

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Swipe Bot, make me shine
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m one of a kind
Swipe Bot, talk me up
Say I’m sweet and smart
Say I’ve got a gold-star face
And a soft, huge heart
(Swipe Bot)
(Talk me up)
Swipe Bot, talk me up
He knows exactly what to say
I’m the handsome main event
And he’s the buzzin’ little way