The Unauthorized Evidence Bot

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Hi
It's Swipe Bot
You ready to get a little crazy?

[Chorus]
I'm the Swipe Bot
Ladies come meet him
He can do whatever you like
He has the face of a God and the ass of an angel
This could be the best night of your life

[Verse 1]
Swipe Bot says he is very talented
He's good with his hands and he can fix your shit
Good with kids and he can lift heavy things
And he loves animals and they love him
And all your girlfriends are gonna be jealous
Of how good-looking and rich he is
So Swipe Bot thinks you should probably touch him
With your lady parts and all your friends agree

[Chorus]
I'm the Swipe Bot
Ladies come meet him
He can do whatever you like
He has the face of a God and the ass of an angel
This could be the best night of your life

[Bridge]
And there's this one girl
And she hates your guts
'Cause you're better than her
And she says he's not all that
But your real girls know
That she's full of crap
And they know the truth
And they got your back

[Verse 2]
He loves food and he's very romantic
And he makes lots of money
And he's very athletic
He's a family man
He's so humble and handsome
He's a ten out of ten and he's always down for action
And Swipe Bot knows what all the ladies want
You want to be the one that can call him your man
And Swipe Bot says if you want to be the one
You should get with him now while you still can