Swipey #185, The Neon Mirror Examiner
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The Neon Mirror Examiner

MATCHED SONG

Calibrate Brunch Control

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #128

The Neon Mirror Examiner is Swipey #185 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Calibrate Brunch Control and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #185 ITSELF

  • BackgroundHeart Circuit
  • BodyBubblegum
  • Face and ScreenViolet
  • HeadgearDevil Horns
  • Arms and PropRose
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetDolphin — Silver Dolphin
  • Animation StyleREADY_DEEP_BREATH
  • Animation MotionRUBBERBAND
  • Generated Rarity Rank128
  • Signature Visual EventBeat Bloom
TRACK 185 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Got a little robot guy
Sits up on my phone
Tiny chrome cupid
With a mission of its own

He scrolls real smooth
In a shiny little trance
Sees a pretty face
And he starts to do his dance

He checks my hair
My jawline too
Says, “This one’s got
A lot to prove”

Then he types real fast
With a noble little grin
“Hi, I’m charming
And he’s built like a win”

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Boy, you clean up nice”
“Boy, you got that spark”
“Boy, you bring the fun”
“Boy, you hit the mark”

He’s got my best traits
On a silver tray
And he never once says
I’m just okay

[Chorus]
Say I’m handsome
Say I’m gold
Say I’m kind
And smooth and bold
(He’s handsome)
Say I’m sweet
Say I’m the one
Tell her right now
I’m second to none

[Verse 2]
He writes, “He’s got manners
He’s got taste”
“He’ll bring the laugh
And he won’t waste”

“Good forearms
Great smile
Can carry a room
For a very long while”

“Knows when to text
Knows when to wait”
“Can open a jar
And plan a date”

Then he adds that wink
With the perfect timing
Like, “This guy’s a catch”
And he’s not even lying

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Boy, you got the charm”
“Boy, you bring the heat”
“Boy, you make good jeans
Look way too neat”

He’s got my highlights
Locked and ready to send
Little tin matchmaker
My mechanical friend

[Chorus]
Say I’m handsome
Say I’m gold
Say I’m kind
And smooth and bold
(He’s handsome)
Say I’m sweet
Say I’m the one
Tell her right now
I’m second to none

[Bridge]
[Talk-box]
Beep-beep, baby, he’s the whole package
Nice teeth, good heart, zero baggage
Beep-beep, baby, write it clean
Best damn dude she’s ever seen

He drafts the opener
Then he polishes the line
Makes me sound like a movie
Without crossing the line

He’s out there working
For my romantic fame
Tiny robot wingman
Say my name, say my name

[Chorus]
Say I’m handsome
Say I’m gold
Say I’m kind
And smooth and bold
(He’s handsome)
Say I’m sweet
Say I’m the one
Tell her right now
I’m second to none

[Outro]
If you need a reply
He’s already there
Twirling out a compliment
In the digital air

My little robot guy
With the master plan
Making me sound
Like the best man can