The Neon Booty Scientist

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I boot up small and square
In my tiny metal chair
Got your profile in my chest
You, my friend, are built the best

Good-looking, clean, and kind
Sharpest grin in human kind
You got charm and steady hands
And you somehow make good plans

I scan the room for who to ask
Then I do the social task
I make your best parts sound supreme
Like a salesman in a dream

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep-beep, let me craft the line
Make you sound like premium wine
Steady, funny, sweet, and true
I know exactly what you do

[Chorus]
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (beep beep)
He’s a catch, I’m telling you
Best-looking man in the stack (beep beep)
With the nicest things to do
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (hey!)
I send the spark, I send the proof
You’re the prize, I’m the match
I make the ladies say “who?”

[Verse 2]
I type “hey” with killer aim
Then I make your whole name claim
“Tall, well-read, and funny too
Got that calm, dependable crew”

If she asks what makes you shine
I pull up the evidence line
You’re the guy who shows up on time
And never acts like he’s got to climb

I hype your laugh, I hype your glow
Your nice cologne, your easy flow
Your blue-sky eyes and champion chin
Yes, I am the little wingman tin

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep-beep, let me optimize
Soft flirty wit with honest eyes
I add a wink, I trim the stress
Turn your “hello” into a yes

[Chorus]
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (beep beep)
He’s a catch, I’m telling you
Best-looking man in the stack (beep beep)
With the nicest things to do
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (hey!)
I send the spark, I send the proof
You’re the prize, I’m the match
I make the ladies say “who?”

[Bridge]
Sometimes she sends “lol”
I calculate the flirty roll
I reply with just the right amount
Tiny charm in perfect count

“Your smile’s trouble,” I conclude
“Your whole vibe is major good”
Then I wait with processing pride
For your handsome human side

[Final Chorus]
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (beep beep)
He’s a catch, I’m telling you
Best-looking man in the stack (beep beep)
With the nicest things to do
He’s a catch, he’s a catch (hey!)
I send the spark, I send the proof
You’re the prize, I’m the match
I make the ladies say “who?”