The Midnight Romance Analyst

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little robot
Tiny chrome wingman
Lives in my pocket
Got a big romance plan

It scrolls my whole profile
Fixes my weak lines
Checks my hair in the dark
Says, "Sir, you clean up just fine"

[Pre-Chorus]
Then it taps the screen
With a laser-beam thumb
Says, "Relax, big guy
You’re the handsome one"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, baby
That’s what it says
I’m good-looking, baby
With a blinking head
(looking good, looking good)
It writes the first text
Then it winks at the feed
I’m good-looking, baby
And it works for me

[Verse 2]
It reads a bio line
Like it’s solving a heist
"She likes dogs and tacos?"
"Send the corgi advice"

It drafts three replies
Then deletes them fast
Says, "Too much swagger
Let the charm outlast"

It types, "Hey, you seem fun"
Then it adds, "No stress"
Then it says, "He’s a catch"
And I say, "Yes, yes, yes"

[Pre-Chorus]
It tilts its little head
Does a fresh little scan
Says, "Sir, your face card
Could launch a brand"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, baby
That’s what it says
I’m good-looking, baby
With a blinking head
(looking good, looking good)
It writes the first text
Then it winks at the feed
I’m good-looking, baby
And it works for me

[Bridge]
Sometimes it gets bold
Sends a wink and a pun
"Saw your smile, now I’m broken
Guess we’re having some fun"
(beep-beep)
Sometimes it overdoes it
Calls me "handsome king"
I say, "Dial it back"
It says, "Negative, swoon machine"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, baby
That’s what it says
I’m good-looking, baby
With a blinking head
(looking good, looking good)
It writes the first text
Then it winks at the feed
I’m good-looking, baby
And it works for me

[Outro]
Little robot
Big flirt mode
I just stand here
It does the cold code
I’m good-looking, baby
Yeah, that’s the read
(he’s good-looking, baby)
Now go get me a lead