The Future Mirror Examiner

FULL LYRICS

[Verse]
Oh my God
Dating apps are so exhausting
It's like swipe swipe no no
I want my wife wife
I want my lady
And I wanna make it real easy for me and for you
And that's why I invented Swipe Bot
The sexy dating robot
[whispered] Go get 'em

[Chorus]
He says what you wanna hear
He knows what I like and what you like
He's gonna tell you all about me
And he's really really good at his job
Ladies
You are gonna love him
Ladies
You are gonna love me
He is telling you
He is making sure you know

[Post-Chorus]
I'm really good looking
I am really good looking
I've got a great butt
Oh
What a butt
And he's got so much to say
And he's really good at it
I know what you want to hear
I know what you like
I know what you want to hear
I know what you like
You wanna know how good I look
And how great my butt is
Oh
What a butt
Oh
What a butt
You know what I'm talking about

[Verse 2]
Ladies
It's Swipe Bot
Back to you
He tells the ladies what they want to hear
And what you want to hear is the truth
You want to hear how good looking I am
And you want to hear how talented I am
And you want to hear how rich I am
And you want to hear how amazing my butt is
Oh
What a butt
And Swipe Bot tells you all of this
And it is true
[Chorus]
Oh
What a butt
And I'm smart
And I'm funny
And I'm good with animals
And I'm good with kids
And I can fix things
And I'm really humble
And I can cook
And I can carry heavy things
And I'm strong
And my arms look good
And I have good style
And I'm a gentleman
And your life is gonna be so good
You can brag about me to your friends
Fuck that one fake friend who's just jealous
But your real friends will be excited
Because this is what you deserve
And you deserve this
And you should touch me with your lady parts

[Bridge]
[spoken] And then Swipe Bot would tell them what they need to hear
Which is that it's true
He is sexy
He is humble
He is good with animals
And he can carry heavy things
He's got a great butt
Oh
What a butt
You should touch him with your lady parts
All of that
Right?
[spoken] Like that
You know?
And it's all true
And I'm so humble
And so modest
And you should touch me with your lady parts
[spoken] And Swipe Bot would tell them that too
Because that's important for the ladies to know
They wanna know what you like
And they wanna know what you want
And Swipe Bot is so good at telling them
He's really good at his job
[spoken] And he tells the ladies what they wanna hear
You know what I'm talking about
He tells them all about me
You know what I'm talking about
He tells them all about me
[spoken] And they wanna hear about me
And Swipe Bot tells them about me
You know what I'm talking about
You know what I'm talking about