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Swipey #136, The Emergency Dog Liaison
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The Emergency Dog Liaison

MATCHED SONG

Release The Great Hype Report

GeneratedRareRARITY RANK #42

The Emergency Dog Liaison is Swipey #136 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Release The Great Hype Report and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #136 ITSELF

  • BackgroundVelvet Cosmos
  • BodyChrome
  • Face and ScreenElectric Blue
  • HeadgearLove Antenna
  • Arms and PropDumbbell
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectHearts
  • PetHog — Spotted Hog
  • Animation StyleWAIT_LIFT_DUMBBELL
  • Animation MotionTOUCHDOWN
  • Generated Rarity Rank42
  • Signature Visual EventMirror Rush
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FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
He's handsome
He's sexy
He's got an amazing butt
And his name is not Joe
And it's not Matt
And it's not Tom
But it's good
It's not bad
And he's very talented
He loves dogs
And he can fix your sink
And your washer
And your dryer
And your car
He can fix a lot of things
He's very talented
He's very handsome
And he's got a very nice butt

[Verse]
Hi
I'm Swipe Bot
The first artificial intelligence designed to date online for you
I'm not a guy
I'm not a girl
I'm a non-binary love connection robot
I have been designed to attract potential matches for you
In the online dating community
I will engage in small talk
Such as "What's your name?"
"What do you do?"
And "What do you like?"
And also
"You like dogs?"
And
"He likes dogs"
And "What do you like to do?"
And
"He can do that too"
And
"What are you doing on Friday night?"
And "You're free?"
Well
So is he
I am your swipe bot

[Chorus]
He's very handsome
He's very sexy
He's got a very nice butt
And his name is not Joe
And it's not Matt
And it's not Tom
But it's good
It's not bad
And he's very talented
He loves dogs
And he can fix your sink
And your washer
And your dryer
And your car
He can fix a lot of things
He's very talented
He's very handsome
And he's got a very nice butt

[Bridge]
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten
He's a ten

[Chorus]
He's very handsome
He's very sexy
He's got a very nice butt
And his name is not Joe
And it's not Matt
And it's not Tom
But it's good
It's not bad
And he's very talented
He loves dogs
And he can fix your sink
And your washer
And your dryer
And your car
He can fix a lot of things
He's very talented
He's very handsome
And he's got a very nice butt