The Certified Compliment Mechanic

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built Swipe Bot last spring
Chrome hips and a blinking grin
He lives in my phone like rent
And he got no fear of commitment

He scans the room, then the screen
Like, “Who’s the cute one in between?”
I lean back, he leans in
With a whole lotta charm and a little tin skin

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Boss man, you’re a gem”
“Real rare, top shelf, yes sir, him”
“Kind eyes, strong jaw, great hair”
“Also, look at that casual flare”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m swole
Cute face, big brain
Sweet heart, no shame
Swipe Bot, go
Work that name

[Verse 2]
He drafts up lines in the dark
Like, “Hey, my guy’s a total spark”
“Can cook, can laugh, can dance real bad”
“Best damn date that she ever had”

He sends my compliments first
Then wraps them up in a velvet verse
“Funny, loyal, knows his worth”
“Also, planet’s nicest on Earth”

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Boss man, you’re a catch”
“Strong handshake, solid match”
“Clean shoes, big dreams, calm vibe”
“Basically a national prize”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m swole
Cute face, big brain
Sweet heart, no shame
Swipe Bot, go
Work that name

[Bridge]
He’s typing now, real slow
Little wheel go round and go
He gives me confidence on tap
Then auto-corrects my awkward crap

If I say “sup,” he says “Hello”
If I say “nice,” he says “Oh, no”
Then he hits send with a beep-beep glow
And I’m like, “Dang, that’s smooth, bro”

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m swole
Smart, funny, kind
One of a kind
Swipe Bot, go
You’re doing fine

Swipe Bot, go
Slide with the grace
Swipe Bot, go
Save my face
Good-looking guy
That’s the whole pitch
Swipe Bot, go
Make me rich