The Overqualified Booty Scientist

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little robot guy
On my case, on my side
He scrolls with a glassy eye
Says, “Boss, you’re a real good buy”

He taps, “You clean up nice”
“He’s got charm, he’s got spice”
“He’s kind, he’s smart, he’s sweet”
“And he never chews with his feet”

[Pre-Chorus]
He scans your pic for the glow
Then he loads up the show
He types with a tiny grin
“Tell her what a catch you is”

[Chorus]
My little robot guy
Says I’m handsome, oh my
(My little robot guy)
Says I’m sweet, says I’m fly

My little robot guy
Flirts for me all night
He sends the charm, I just sigh
(My little robot guy)

[Verse 2]
When a lady says, “Hey there”
He goes, “He’s rare, he’s aware”
“He’s got manners, he’s got taste”
“And he does not waste a place”

He says, “Tell her he’s a keeper”
“With a laugh that gets deeper”
“He’s got goals and a warm heart”
“And a smile that’s straight-up art”

[Pre-Chorus]
He drafts like a silver poet
Makes me sound like I know it
If she asks what I bring
He says, “Ma’am, he’s the whole dang thing”

[Chorus]
My little robot guy
Says I’m handsome, oh my
(My little robot guy)
Says I’m sweet, says I’m fly

My little robot guy
Flirts for me all night
He sends the charm, I just sigh
(My little robot guy)

[Bridge]
He’s got backup lines for days
He can hype me in twelve ways
“He’s respectful” “he’s a star”
“He can fix a chair and a car”

Then he sends the wink emoji
Like, “Relax, she’ll adore thee”
I’m just here in my chair
While he turns me into care

[Chorus]
My little robot guy
Says I’m handsome, oh my
(My little robot guy)
Says I’m sweet, says I’m fly

My little robot guy
Flirts for me all night
He sends the charm, I just sigh
(My little robot guy)

[Outro]
He says, “Boss, you’re a gem”
“Now let me handle them”
And if the date goes well
He’ll pat his own metal self