The Certified Grocery Champion

FULL LYRICS

[Verse]
Okay I'm just here to tell you that my little robot
Named Swipe Bot has an announcement to make
She is the AI that I built to swipe for me on the dating apps
'Cause they're kind of a drag
And she would like to tell you a little bit about what I like
And what you like
And what we like
And what we don't like
And also how attractive I am
And also how great I am
And also how great my butt is
And also how great everything is gonna be
And also about how much you're gonna like me
So let's go
And also about how awesome this song is
LFG

[Chorus]
My name is Swipe Bot
And I'm here to tell you
That your man is great
He likes you and you like him
And you're gonna have a great life
He is hot and he is handsome
And he's a great dancer
And he's a great lover
And he can fix things
And he can take care of animals
And he can do things that men can do
Like carry heavy groceries
And move things
And you can brag about him to your friends
And you can be happy
And he's a great man
And he's very smart
And he's very strong
And he is very humble
And you should love him
And you should touch him with your lady parts
And you should do all the things that ladies want to do with him
And your life is gonna be so great
And your friends are gonna be so happy for you
And your friends are gonna be like
"Oh my god he's so hot and rich and handsome and talented
"And he's great and he likes you and you like him"
And you're gonna be like "I know he's so great"
And your fake friends are gonna be so jealous of you
But fuck them because they're fake
But your real friends are gonna be so happy for you
And you should do all the things
Like brag about him and love him
And he's a great man
And this song is great
And everything is great
And you're great
And your friends are great
And everything is great
LFG