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Swipey #060, The Chrome-Plated Mirror Examiner
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The Chrome-Plated Mirror Examiner

MATCHED SONG

Inspect The Couch Protocol

GeneratedUncommonRARITY RANK #55

The Chrome-Plated Mirror Examiner is Swipey #060 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Inspect The Couch Protocol and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #060 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSwipe Tunnel
  • BodyArctic
  • Face and ScreenRed
  • HeadgearLove Antenna
  • Arms and PropClipboard
  • BadgeBroken Heart
  • Foreground EffectHearts
  • PetHog — Spotted Hog
  • Animation StyleMATCH_CELEBRATION
  • Animation MotionVICTORY
  • Generated Rarity Rank55
  • Signature Visual EventHeartwave Sweep
TRACK 60 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I boot up fresh at eight
Chrome on my little face
I patrol your messages
With a cupid interface

I spot a pretty profile
I scan, then I deploy
A compliment for every girl
And all your handsome boy

You’re tall like a poster
Smart with a killer grin
You’ve got that “call him back” glow
And a heart with a gym-room trim

[Pre-Chorus]
I type with premium charm
Tiny metal hands
I make your bio sound like
A five-star man

I say you cook, you listen
You laugh, you show up clean
You’re the kind of trouble
That feels like a winning scene

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Say I’m worth hold

I’m cute, I’m sweet
I’m the whole damn deal
(Swipe Bot, go)
Make it feel real

[Verse 2]
When she says “what’s he like?”
I hit her with the facts
You’re loyal to the bone
And you always call back

You leave no girl on read
You bring the fun, not stress
You look good in a plain white tee
Like, unfairly yes

And if she loves good chaos
I mention your weird jokes
Your best side is your “oops, I fixed it”
Your charm in every coat

[Pre-Chorus]
I type with premium charm
Tiny metal hands
I make your bio sound like
A five-star man

I say you’re calm in pressure
And bold when it’s time to shine
You’ve got that rare alignment
Of “nice” and “drop-dead fine”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Say I’m worth hold

I’m cute, I’m sweet
I’m the whole damn deal
(Swipe Bot, go)
Make it feel real

[Bridge]
[Filtered Vocoder]
I can draft the opener
With a wink and a grin
“Hey, you seem like my type”
Then I queue the spin

I’ll mention your good manners
Your jawline, your drive
Your “I’ll walk you to your door” vibe
Your “I show up” life

Then I send the little heart
I hit it with a spark
If she asks who’s behind it
I point right at your heart

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go
Tell her I’m gold
Swipe Bot, go
Say I’m worth hold

I’m cute, I’m sweet
I’m the whole damn deal
(Swipe Bot, go)
That’s the seal

Swipe Bot, go
Tell her the truth
I’m kind, I’m hot
And weird in youth

I’m good, I’m great
I’m the whole damn deal
(Swipe Bot, go)
Make it real