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The Emergency Kayak Auditor
MATCHED SONG
Cross-Examine The Kayak Situation
Genesis OriginalGenesisCANONICAL 1/1 ORIGINAL
The Emergency Kayak Auditor is Swipey #059 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Cross-Examine The Kayak Situation and its unique song-reactive animation.
THE MATCHED MEDIA
ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.
The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.
VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS
WHAT MAKES #059 ITSELF
- BackgroundTerminal Void
- BodyMidnight
- Face and ScreenPeach
- HeadgearFedora
- Arms and PropRose
- BadgeStar Core
- Foreground EffectConfetti
- PetDeer — White-tail Deer
- Animation StyleMATCH_DISCO
- Animation MotionORBIT
- Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
FULL LYRICS
[Verse 1] I built a tiny dude Named Swipe Bot He lives in my phone case It’s his spot Silver little thumbs Glassy little eyes He scans the room for me Then he tells them I’m that guy He says I’m fine He says I’m kind Great laugh, clean shoes One-of-one design He says I’ve got taste He says I’m sweet A rare limited edition With excellent feet [Pre-Chorus] He types like this Then deletes that He flirts with grace And lands it back He finds the line He finds the spark He makes my profile glow In the dark [Chorus] Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Tell ’em I’m a real good catch Swipe Bot, gas me up (gas me up) Say I’m built to make a match He says I’m handsome He says I’m cool He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Put my best bits on the map [Verse 2] When a lady pops in He leans right in He says, “Hey, his smile could light up a whole weekend” He says I’m loyal He says I’m sharp I bring the jokes, the drive, the heart And I know how to play my part He drafts a “hey” that pops Then hits send fast He makes my tiny charms Seem built to last He says I’m grounded He says I’m real The kind of guy who still knows how To make a girl feel [Pre-Chorus] He types like this Then deletes that He smooths out my mess And flips it back He finds the line He finds the spark He makes my profile glow In the dark [Chorus] Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Tell ’em I’m a real good catch Swipe Bot, gas me up (gas me up) Say I’m built to make a match He says I’m handsome He says I’m cool He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Put my best bits on the map [Bridge] He’s in my corner With a tiny grin Turning my “maybe” Into “come on in” He knows my stats My charm, my grit My good boy energy All of it So if she asks What I’ve got to give Swipe Bot says I’m the one to live with [Final Chorus] Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Tell ’em I’m a real good catch Swipe Bot, gas me up (gas me up) Say I’m built to make a match He says I’m handsome He says I’m cool He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool Swipe Bot, talk me up (talk me up) Put my best bits on the map [Outro] Tiny little wingman Big-time pride Swipe Bot, baby Go swipe my life (my life)