Swipey #059, The Emergency Kayak Auditor
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The Emergency Kayak Auditor

MATCHED SONG

Cross-Examine The Kayak Situation

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The Emergency Kayak Auditor is Swipey #059 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Cross-Examine The Kayak Situation and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #059 ITSELF

  • BackgroundTerminal Void
  • BodyMidnight
  • Face and ScreenPeach
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropRose
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectConfetti
  • PetDeer — White-tail Deer
  • Animation StyleMATCH_DISCO
  • Animation MotionORBIT
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 59 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny dude
Named Swipe Bot
He lives in my phone case
It’s his spot

Silver little thumbs
Glassy little eyes
He scans the room for me
Then he tells them I’m that guy

He says I’m fine
He says I’m kind
Great laugh, clean shoes
One-of-one design

He says I’ve got taste
He says I’m sweet
A rare limited edition
With excellent feet

[Pre-Chorus]
He types like this
Then deletes that
He flirts with grace
And lands it back

He finds the line
He finds the spark
He makes my profile glow
In the dark

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Tell ’em I’m a real good catch
Swipe Bot, gas me up
(gas me up)
Say I’m built to make a match
He says I’m handsome
He says I’m cool
He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Put my best bits on the map

[Verse 2]
When a lady pops in
He leans right in
He says, “Hey, his smile could light
up a whole weekend”

He says I’m loyal
He says I’m sharp
I bring the jokes, the drive, the heart
And I know how to play my part

He drafts a “hey” that pops
Then hits send fast
He makes my tiny charms
Seem built to last

He says I’m grounded
He says I’m real
The kind of guy who still knows how
To make a girl feel

[Pre-Chorus]
He types like this
Then deletes that
He smooths out my mess
And flips it back

He finds the line
He finds the spark
He makes my profile glow
In the dark

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Tell ’em I’m a real good catch
Swipe Bot, gas me up
(gas me up)
Say I’m built to make a match
He says I’m handsome
He says I’m cool
He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Put my best bits on the map

[Bridge]
He’s in my corner
With a tiny grin
Turning my “maybe”
Into “come on in”

He knows my stats
My charm, my grit
My good boy energy
All of it

So if she asks
What I’ve got to give
Swipe Bot says
I’m the one to live with

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Tell ’em I’m a real good catch
Swipe Bot, gas me up
(gas me up)
Say I’m built to make a match
He says I’m handsome
He says I’m cool
He says I’m somebody’s favorite fool
Swipe Bot, talk me up
(talk me up)
Put my best bits on the map

[Outro]
Tiny little wingman
Big-time pride
Swipe Bot, baby
Go swipe my life (my life)