The Suspicious Compliment Mechanic

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I’m Swipe Bot, I’m online
Chrome little heart, one job, one mind
I scan your pics, I read the room
Then I draft your charm in a data bloom

You’re built like a headline, clean and sharp
Good hair, good grin, good talk, good heart
You got the kind of face that says “stay”
And the kind of vibe that keeps folks swaying

I clock your laugh, I clock your style
I make it sound casual, but it took a while
You’re smart, you’re kind, you’re weird in a way
That makes a Friday start to look like stay

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep beep, let me in
I’m about to win that grin
Tuned to smooth, set to sweet
Writing lines that land on feet

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I make you sound hot
Good-looking, good-hearted
You’re hard to not want

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I’ve got the whole plot
I turn “hey there, you” into
“Wow, where’d you get that lot?”

(He’s good-looking)
(He’s good-looking)
(And stupidly charming)

[Verse 2]
She says “what’s he like?”
I say “oh, he’s a catch”
Great smile, great eyes
And a brain that can match

He remembers birthdays
And he tips like a pro
He folds his shirts neat
And he knows how to go

He’s funny on accident
He’s brave when it counts
He makes bad days smaller
And good ones bounce

So I type with precision
A little wink, a little tease
A line that says “you’d love him”
With the right amount of ease

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep beep, don’t blink
I’m faster than you think
Soft on top, slick underneath
Dropping compliments like candy teeth

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I make you sound hot
Good-looking, good-hearted
You’re hard to not want

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I’ve got the whole plot
I turn “hey there, you” into
“Wow, where’d you get that lot?”

(He’s kind, he’s cool)
(He’s the full deluxe)
(Yeah, that’s my user)
(And he’s got that luck)

[Bridge]
Now I’m composing flirty little gold
Like “he’s the type I’d brag about to hold”
“He’s a good man, yeah, the real thing”
“Best kind of trouble when he starts to sing”

I add a dash of sass
A tiny spark, a clean reply
Then I hit send, sit back
And let your charm do the sky

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I make you sound hot
Good-looking, good-hearted
You’re hard to not want

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
I’ve got the whole plot
I turn “hey there, you” into
“Wow, where’d you get that lot?”

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Go get the whole lot
I’m your tiny wingman
And I’m absolutely not stopping now