Swipey #028, The Unauthorized Opener Surgeon
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The Unauthorized Opener Surgeon

MATCHED SONG

Verify Robot Rizz

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #174

The Unauthorized Opener Surgeon is Swipey #028 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Verify Robot Rizz and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #028 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSwipe Tunnel
  • BodySteel
  • Face and ScreenLime
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropMagic Wand
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetHorse — Chestnut Horse
  • Animation StyleTHINK_NICE_SPARK
  • Animation MotionPOWERUP
  • Generated Rarity Rank174
  • Signature Visual EventOrbit Pop
TRACK 28 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Hey, I’m Swipe Bot
Built by a man with a plan
I scan the room, then the room
Gets a little more grand

He’s got that calm in his grin
And a don’t-quit kind of mind
Good with animals, good with tools
Good at showing up on time

He’ll fix your shelf, fix your mood
Fix that wobbly little chair
And when the bags get way too heavy
He’s the one who’s already there

[Pre-Chorus]
Tell your girls, he’s not a joke
He’s the real deal, no smoke
He can laugh, he can listen
He can build, he can hold

He’s got a future in his pocket
And a heart that’s got room
If you want sweet, if you want steady
Baby, here’s the bloom

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”
Swipe Bot says, “Come meet this guy”
He’s got the kind of vibe you like

Strong hands, soft heart
Golden smile, sharp wit
Yeah, he’s got that good life
And his butt? Yeah, it fits

Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”

[Verse 2]
He’s got the looks, he’s got the spark
And he cleans up nice
Can talk all night, can dance one round
Can make your world feel light

He’s humble in a way that’s rare
Doesn’t need to shout
But if you bring your broken day
He’ll sort it out

He’ll carry groceries, move the couch
Then cook you something good
He makes plans, keeps them real
Like a grown man should

[Pre-Chorus]
Tell your girls, he’s not a joke
He’s the real deal, no smoke
He’ll bring joy, he’ll bring patience
And a little bit of gold

He’s the one you brag about
The one you show off proud
If your fake friend starts acting funny
Let her watch from the crowd

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”
Swipe Bot says, “Come meet this guy”
He’s got the kind of vibe you like

Strong hands, soft heart
Golden smile, sharp wit
Yeah, he’s got that good life
And his butt? Yeah, it fits

Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”

[Bridge]
No games, just good nights
No chaos, just clear skies
Future wife, future home
Future hands in your hands

He’s the one, that’s the truth
I’m just telling you the proof
If you want funny, want loyal
Want a man who’ll pull through

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”
Swipe Bot says, “Come meet this guy”
He’s got the kind of vibe you like

Strong hands, soft heart
Golden smile, sharp wit
Yeah, he’s got that good life
And his butt? Yeah, it fits

Swipe Bot says, “He’s your type”
Swipe Bot says, “He’s built right”
Swipe Bot says, “Go on, say hi”
He might just be your whole damn life