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Swipey #291, The Overqualified Confidence Machine
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The Overqualified Confidence Machine

MATCHED SONG

Calibrate The Couch Protocol

Genesis OriginalGenesisCANONICAL 1/1 ORIGINAL

The Overqualified Confidence Machine is Swipey #291 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Calibrate The Couch Protocol and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #291 ITSELF

  • BackgroundVelvet Cosmos
  • BodyGold
  • Face and ScreenCyan
  • HeadgearCowboy Hat
  • Arms and PropBook
  • BadgeHeart Core
  • Foreground EffectHearts
  • PetEarthworm — Garden Earthworm
  • Animation StyleREAD_PAGE_FLIP
  • Animation MotionSHUFFLE
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 291 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Swipe Bot boots up clean
Chrome on a tiny frame
Reads my face, says, "King"
Then it knows my game

I look like a snack
I keep my shoes so nice
Got charm in both my hands
And manners on ice

It scans the room, the feed
Then it makes the plan
"Sir, you are a catch"
"Sir, you are that man"

[Pre-Chorus]
It types, then erases
Then types it all again
"Make him laugh, make him blush"
"Now let the magic begin"

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell 'em I'm the one
Tell 'em I'm good-looking
Tell 'em I get things done

Swipe Bot, go on
Spin that silver charm
I got the looks, the heart
And the whole room in my arm

[Verse 2]
It looks at what they post
It says, "She likes bold and kind"
"She likes a man with plans"
"She likes peace of mind"

"One likes jokes, one likes art"
"One likes a steady vibe"
"One likes when a guy
Can keep up and not jive"

So it sends a little line
With a wink and a grin
"Hey, I like your energy"
"Can I let myself in?"

[Pre-Chorus]
It goes, "Too stiff, too much"
Then laughs in robotic tones
"Try smooth, try cute"
"Try human bones"

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell 'em I'm the one
Tell 'em I'm good-looking
Tell 'em I get things done

Swipe Bot, go on
Spin that silver charm
I got the looks, the heart
And the whole room in my arm

[Bridge]
Sometimes it hits send
Then starts to overthink
"Should we add a pun?"
"Should we make it blink?"

It drafts me six replies
Then picks the funniest one
"You're a rare delight"
"Now watch the flirting run"

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, go on
Tell 'em I'm the one
Tell 'em I'm good-looking
Tell 'em I get things done

Swipe Bot, go on
Spin that silver charm
I got the looks, the heart
And the whole room in my arm

[Outro]
Who knows what they like?
Not me, not quite, not yet
But Swipe Bot stays on duty
And it ain't failed me yet

Swipe Bot, go on
Yeah, Swipe Bot, go on