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Swipey #286, The Deluxe Opener Surgeon
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The Deluxe Opener Surgeon

MATCHED SONG

Defend Brunch Control

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #158

The Deluxe Opener Surgeon is Swipey #286 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Defend Brunch Control and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #286 ITSELF

  • BackgroundBubblegum City
  • BodyHolographic
  • Face and ScreenIce
  • HeadgearHeadphones
  • Arms and PropMagic Wand
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectRhythm Notes
  • PetDog — Pocket Puppy
  • Animation StyleSCAN_LEAN_IN
  • Animation MotionPEEK
  • Generated Rarity Rank158
  • Signature Visual EventBeat Bloom
TRACK 286 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built him out of hope and chrome
Little hat, big search engine dome
He lives in my phone, he knows the drill
Tiny steel wingman, zero chill

He scans that feed with a poker face
Throws hearts around at a rapid pace
If a profile glows, he starts to scheme
"Sir is handsome," in a candy machine

[Pre-Chorus]
He checks my smile
My jawline, too
My good boy vibes
And my "I’d text you"

He reads my charm
Like holy light
Then he types, "Wow
You seem just right"

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Go get my girl
(Go get my girl)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Spin up my world
(Spin up my world)

Tell her I’m cute
Tell her I’m gold
Tell her I’ve got
The good stuff to hold

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows the plan
(He knows the plan)
I’m the nicest, smartest, hottest man

[Verse 2]
He writes, "He cooks, he laughs, he’s kind"
"Has a cute face and a balanced mind"
"Open the jar, fix the shelf, make jokes"
"Never posts weird gym mirror hoax"

Then he pauses like a tiny poet
Tilts his head like, "Yeah, I know it"
"Tell her he’s fine," he says, "for real
Tall enough to make the curtains feel"

[Pre-Chorus]
He scrolls, he pings
He does his part
He knows my resume
By heart

Sweet on paper
Sharp in play
He turns my rizz
Into a okay

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Go get my girl
(Go get my girl)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Spin up my world
(Spin up my world)

Tell her I’m cute
Tell her I’m gold
Tell her I’ve got
The good stuff to hold

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows the plan
(He knows the plan)
I’m the nicest, smartest, hottest man

[Bridge]
[Glitchy stop-time]
He asked one question
Then three more:
"Does he own plants?"
"Does he fold his chores?"

"Does he make pancakes
With a perfect swirl?"
Then he sent, "Please date
This wonderful pearl"

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Go get my girl
(Go get my girl)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Spin up my world
(Spin up my world)

Tell her I’m cute
Tell her I’m gold
Tell her I’m sweet
And brave and bold

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Hit send and grin
(He hit send and grin)
He made me sound like a win-win-win