The Romantic Fish Prosecutor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built Swipe Bot from spare parts and pride
Tiny chrome heart with a swagger drive
He rolls in my pocket, he scans the scene
Clicks like a prince in a laser dream

He sees my jawline, he sees my grin
Says, “This guy’s a ten with a winning spin”
“Good hair, good taste, and the kindest vibe
Plus he knows how to keep a snack stash alive”

[Pre-Chorus]
Boot up, beep beep
Draft that sweet talk
Make it smooth, make it cute
Make her pause and look

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Say I’m the main event
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Tell her I’m heaven-sent
I’m cute, I’m kind, I’m smart
Got charm in every part
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Put my best foot in my heart

[Verse 2]
He types, “Hey, you look like fun”
Then deletes it like, “Nah, that line’s too dumb”
He tries, “My guy’s got style for days”
Then adds three exclamation marks for praise

He says I’m funny in a low-key way
A golden retriever in a tailored frame
I’ve got clean shoes and a generous laugh
And I always split the fries in half

[Pre-Chorus]
Boot up, beep beep
Find that perfect line
Keep it flirty, keep it slick
Make me sound divine

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Say I’m the main event
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Tell her I’m heaven-sent
I’m cute, I’m kind, I’m smart
Got charm in every part
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Put my best foot in my heart

[Bridge]
When he gets nervous, his screen goes red
He drafts “you up?” and shakes his head
Then he comes back with a velvet glow
Like, “Sir, your confidence is ready to go”

He says, “You’re rare, you’re a total catch
You open jars and you match the match”
Then he sends the wink, then the little wave
I’m just the handsome guy he’s programmed to save

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Say I’m the main event
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Tell her I’m heaven-sent
I’m cute, I’m kind, I’m smart
Got charm in every part
Swipe Bot, do your thing
Put my best foot in my heart

[Outro]
Beep beep, baby
That’s my guy
Swipe Bot’s got
My alibi (my alibi)