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Swipey #252, The Chrome-Plated Couch Commander
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The Chrome-Plated Couch Commander

MATCHED SONG

Bounce With One-Trip Groceries

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #169

The Chrome-Plated Couch Commander is Swipey #252 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Bounce With One-Trip Groceries and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #252 ITSELF

  • BackgroundAcid Grid
  • BodyMidnight
  • Face and ScreenAmber
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropClipboard
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetHorse — Chestnut Horse
  • Animation StyleVERIFY_NICE_CHECK
  • Animation MotionCHECK
  • Generated Rarity Rank169
  • Signature Visual EventBass Halo
TRACK 252 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a robot in my phone
Little chrome wingman on the throne
It scans the chats, it reads the mood
Then it tells the ladies I’m good looking, dude

It sees my photo, gives a nod
"Yes, this man was built by God"
Then it types one sweet reply
With a tiny wink and a digital eye

[Pre-Chorus]
It’s in my corner
It’s on the case
It boosts my ego
Then it swipes with grace
(Oh yeah)
It says, “Relax, I got this”
And I just watch it work the room

[Chorus]
Good looking, good looking
That’s what the bot keeps booking
Good looking, good looking
Now watch it cook the texting
(It says I’m cute)
(It says I’m neat)
It finds the charm
It packs the heat
Good looking, good looking
My little robot’s cooking

[Verse 2]
It starts with “hey” and then gets sly
“Hope your day’s as nice as his jawline”
Then it adds, “He’s got great taste”
And slips in “maybe I could get that date?”

It studies emojis like a spy
Heart, then sparkle, then a pie
If she says “what do you do?”
It says, “He makes people say, ‘oooh’”

[Pre-Chorus]
It’s got timing
It’s got flair
It makes me sound like
I have perfect hair
(That’s not a lie)
It’s doing science
In the comments of my life

[Chorus]
Good looking, good looking
That’s what the bot keeps booking
Good looking, good looking
Now watch it cook the texting
(It says I’m cute)
(It says I’m neat)
It finds the charm
It packs the heat
Good looking, good looking
My little robot’s cooking

[Bridge]
Sometimes it drafts three versions
One is smooth, one is weird
One says “you seem like trouble”
Then it deletes it, disappears
It tells me, “Sir, you’re handsome
And statistically a catch”
Then it sends a laugh and a selfie
With a very confident attach

[Final Chorus]
Good looking, good looking
That’s what the bot keeps booking
Good looking, good looking
Now watch it cook the texting
(It says I’m cute)
(It says I’m neat)
It finds the charm
It packs the heat
Good looking, good looking
My little robot’s cooking

[Outro]
Beep beep, baby
He’s the man
Beep beep, baby
With the plan
Good looking, good looking
That’s my tiny wingman