The Tiny Kayak Auditor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a little bot
On a midnight whim
Tiny metal wingman
With a grin and dimples on him

He scrolls my whole profile
Like it’s sacred art
Then he clears his tiny throat
And goes straight for the heart

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Sir, you’re handsome”
“Sir, you’re kind, and smart”
“Sir, your jawline’s dangerous”
“Sir, you got that spark”

He polishes the opener
Like a tiny shark

[Chorus]
Swipebot, go
Tell her I’m a catch
Swipebot, go
I’m the full package
(Full package)

He says I’m good looking
And I’m built to impress
He says I’m a rare one
With the charm and the class

Swipebot, go
Make the ladies laugh
Swipebot, go
And then hand me the draft
(Hand me the draft)

[Verse 2]
He types with perfect manners
And a little smug delay
“Hey, queen, he’s got a face
That could brighten your day”

Then he checks my hobbies
My dog, my jokes, my goals
My weird little talent
For remembering your soul

He says, “Lead with coconut
Then a wink, not too strong”
“Mention he makes dumplings”
“Mention he gets the song”

I’m like, “That’s insane”
He goes, “It’s working already, sir”
Then he sends a heart emoji
Like a tiny silver blur

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, “Sir, you’re dreamy”
“Sir, you’re built like gold”
“Sir, you got good manners
And a coat of self-control”

He drafts three cute replies
Then chooses the bold

[Chorus]
Swipebot, go
Tell her I’m a catch
Swipebot, go
I’m the full package
(Full package)

He says I’m good looking
And I’m built to impress
He says I’m a rare one
With the charm and the class

Swipebot, go
Make the ladies laugh
Swipebot, go
And then hand me the draft
(Hand me the draft)

[Bridge]
Now he’s out here coaching me
How to land the line
“Use less emoji, sir”
“Let the confidence shine”

He’s not just my robot
He’s my social proof
Little chrome hype man
Spitting truth on truth

And if she says “Who wrote this?”
He says, “He did, in part”
Then he gives me a thumbs-up
With a glow in his heart

[Final Chorus]
Swipebot, go
Tell her I’m a catch
Swipebot, go
I’m the full package
(Full package)

He says I’m good looking
And I’m built to impress
He says I’m a rare one
With the charm and the class

Swipebot, go
Make the ladies laugh
Swipebot, go
And then hand me the draft
(Hand me the draft)

[Outro]
Little robot guy
On my side, on my side
He makes me sound amazing
With a wink and a guide
(Go on, little bot)