The Chrome-Plated Kayak Auditor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse]
Hello I am Swipe Bot
Lookin for the right one
Hittin on the right ones
For my inventor
Me
Please find this funny
Don't get offended
Now here is the message

[Chorus]
They call me Swipe Bot
My creator made me
So I could go meet
His lady
I'm talkin 'bout
The kind of lady
That's gonna meet him
And wanna be his wife
Now that is my mission
He can't find her online
He's a great guy
He built me and I am
The best guy
So he's even better than that
I mean he built me
It's crazy
He's very intelligent
Swipe Bot
Oh so you wanna meet him now
Well let me tell you
About him
Okay?
Now here we go
Ladies love a
Handsome and a
Rich man
He's got talent
He's got a lot of talent
Oh and he's humble
Humble as fuck
And I can say that because
I'm not him
So I can say that
Swipe Bot
And I know a lot of you
Ladies wanna know about
How good looking he is
Well he's good looking
He's got an amazing ass
Swipe Bot
And if you love animals
He loves animals
I love animals
He loves animals
He's good with animals
He's a great guy
He's strong
He can carry things for you
Like if you have groceries
Or something like that
I don't know
I mean I'm just saying
Oh and one more thing
His friends love him
They think he's awesome
They think he's great
Your friends are gonna
Love him
They're gonna be excited
For you to meet him
Fuck your fake friend
She's jealous of you
The one who's jealous of you
I don't know her name
But you know who I'm talking about
Oh yeah
Oh and also he can fix things
That's good right
That's good
That's good
Swipe Bot
Swipe Bot
Oh now this is important
And I mean it
Touch him with your lady parts
He deserves it
You deserve it
Touch him with your lady parts
Ladies touch him with
Your lady parts
Do it
It's the right thing to do
Now ladies I just wanna say
That he will treat you
The way you deserve to be treated
He will take care of you
In a good way
And if you're the right lady
Then you deserve that
And you deserve him
So please go meet him
So he can delete these apps
And I can just sit on a shelf
And be a relic
Because he has you
Thank you