Swipey #236, The AllStar Mirror Examiner
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The AllStar Mirror Examiner

MATCHED SONG

Remix The Jealous Friend Disclaimer

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #161

The AllStar Mirror Examiner is Swipey #236 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Remix The Jealous Friend Disclaimer and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #236 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyMidnight
  • Face and ScreenPink
  • HeadgearDevil Horns
  • Arms and PropLasso
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetDog — Black Lab
  • Animation StyleWRITE_TYPE_FAST
  • Animation MotionTYPE
  • Generated Rarity Rank161
  • Signature Visual EventGrid Kick
TRACK 236 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny bot
With a chrome little grin
It lives in my pocket
And it talks my way in

It scrolls through the ladies
Like, "Hello there, queen"
Then checks my best angle
"Yeah, he looks clean"

It pats my profile
Like, "This guy's a catch"
Then types with two fingers
And a shiny green hatch

[Pre-Chorus]
It scans for the cute ones
And starts its routine
A little math wizard
In a plastic machine

It whispers, "Sir, you're handsome"
Then beams at the screen
"Let's make her laugh first
Then tell her he's seen"

[Chorus]
I'm good lookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'
Tiny bot cookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'

It drafts up the charm
Then it sends out the line
I'm cute in a frame
And the timing is prime
(It says I'm adorable)

[Verse 2]
It opens with jokes
That are somehow not bad
"Your dog has nice vibes"
"Your smile made me glad"

Then it spots a heart emoji
And goes full gold star
"Tell her I can dance"
"Tell her I own a car"

I watch it work magic
On my behalf
It spells me as "dreamy"
Then cackles and laughs

It keeps my ego
In a little white box
And if she says "hey"
It unlocks the locks

[Pre-Chorus]
It pauses, then pings me
"Use this one, boss"
"Less try-hard, more charm
And a tiny bit cross"

Then it types "you up?"
With a smug little zing
Like a tuxedo toaster
Doing internet wing

[Chorus]
I'm good lookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'
Tiny bot cookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'

It drafts up the charm
Then it sends out the line
I'm cute in a frame
And the timing is prime
(It says I'm adorable)

[Bridge]
One time it got bold
And wrote, "He's a ten"
Then added, "In person
And also in text"

I asked, "Did you mean that?"
It flashed blue and said, "Yes"
Then sent her a selfie
And passed every test

Now every fresh match
Gets a wink and a scroll
A little machine cupid
With a big metal soul

[Final Chorus]
I'm good lookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'
Tiny bot cookin'
Tell 'em I'm good lookin'

It drafts up the charm
Then it sends out the line
I'm cute in a frame
And the timing is prime
(Tell her I'm handsome)
(Tell her I'm fine)
(Tell her I'm the one)