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Swipey #229, The Romantic Kayak Auditor
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The Romantic Kayak Auditor

MATCHED SONG

Release Snack Security

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #132

The Romantic Kayak Auditor is Swipey #229 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Release Snack Security and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #229 ITSELF

  • BackgroundMoon Server
  • BodyToxic
  • Face and ScreenMint
  • HeadgearNone
  • Arms and PropCoffee
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetCat — Black Cat
  • Animation StyleCOMPARE_DECIDE
  • Animation MotionSALUTE
  • Generated Rarity Rank132
  • Signature Visual EventOrbit Pop
TRACK 229 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Swipe Bot boots up clean
Tiny chrome Supreme
Checks your profile glow
Says, "Sir, you really know"

Tall enough for fun
Nice to everyone
Great hair, solid jaw
And a smile that breaks the law

[Pre-Chorus]
So I scan, scan, scan
For the perfect plan
I’m a metal wingman
With a master hand

I type, "He’s your type"
Then I hit send right

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up hot (beep beep)
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m the spot

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound like gold (oh-oh)
Kind, smart, cute, and funny
And weirdly brave and bold

[Verse 2]
I read the tiny clues
Her favorite songs and shoes
I say, "He likes your vibe"
And "He can keep up too"

I mention how you listen
How you laugh with your whole face
How you bring good snacks
And never vanish from the place

I add one flirty line
With a tasteful little wink
Then I hit that send
Before you can overthink

[Pre-Chorus]
So I scan, scan, scan
For the perfect plan
I’m a metal wingman
With a master hand

I type, "He’s your type"
Then I hit send right

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up hot (beep beep)
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m the spot

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound like gold (oh-oh)
Kind, smart, cute, and funny
And weirdly brave and bold

[Bridge]
Sometimes I get poetic
"His heart is mostly snack-sized"
Sometimes I get specific
"Great hands, great jokes, great eyes"

I draft, then I delete it
Then I draft it once again
I’m the little metal prophet
Of your "hey, how you been?"

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Talk me up hot (beep beep)
Tell her I’m a catch
Tell her I’m the spot

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make me sound like gold (oh-oh)
Kind, smart, cute, and funny
And weirdly brave and bold

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Yeah, I know the plot
You’re the whole damn reason
I’m the best bot on the lot (beep beep)