The Deluxe Brunch Negotiator

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built you in my room
From screws and shiny dreams
Now you scroll for me at midnight
Like a tiny prom machine

You scan the room for cuties
With that laser-focused grin
And you keep on saying, “Sir,
You are built to win”

You type out my best parts
Like a résumé with swagger
Tall enough, kind enough
Smooth enough to stagger

[Pre-Chorus]
“His smile’s a plot twist”
“His jokes are clean but wild”
“His hair looks like success”
“And he’s got that golden style”

You pause, then click the keys
With a dramatic little hum
Then you draft a message like
You know exactly what I’ve done

[Chorus]
My little robot guy
Tell them I’m the prize
(I’m the prize)
My little robot guy
Make my good side multiply
(Multiply)

Say I’m sweet, say I’m sharp
Say I’m fun, say I’m charm
Say I’ve got that rare kind spark
And a heart that means no harm

My little robot guy
Go on, work that digital line
My little robot guy
Make me sound too good to decline

[Verse 2]
You open with a joke
And a wink in bracket form
Then you slide in, “He bakes,
And he hugs like a warm storm”

You mention I remember
Every detail you reveal
The way I ask good questions
And I listen for what’s real

Then you add, “He’s not fake
He’s actually this nice”
And if they ask for proof
You say, “Give him a slice”

You even sell my laugh
Like it pays the rent in gold
And somehow every message
Makes my nerves turn bold

[Pre-Chorus]
“Respectful, but fun”
“Got manners and a plan”
“Could help you carry boxes”
“And would never ghost a fan”

You blink those tiny eyes
Like you’re proud of your own art
Then you send the line that always hits
“His chaos comes with heart”

[Chorus]
My little robot guy
Tell them I’m the prize
(I’m the prize)
My little robot guy
Make my good side multiply
(Multiply)

Say I’m sweet, say I’m sharp
Say I’m fun, say I’m charm
Say I’ve got that rare kind spark
And a heart that means no harm

My little robot guy
Go on, work that digital line
My little robot guy
Make me sound too good to decline

[Bridge]
[Half-time]
You’re in the comments now
Typing with surgical care
“Likes dogs, good banter, nice shoes”
“Can fix a shelf and a stare”

You add, “He’ll show up on time”
That’s the sexiest detail yet
Then you send a little battery kiss
And a perfectly judged reset

If I land a date tonight
I owe you a battery spa
I’ll polish all your buttons
And name you “Wingman Pro Max”

[Final Chorus]
My little robot guy
Tell them I’m the prize
(I’m the prize)
My little robot guy
Make my good side multiply
(Multiply)

Say I’m sweet, say I’m sharp
Say I’m fun, say I’m charm
Say I’ve got that rare kind spark
And a heart that means no harm

My little robot guy
Go on, work that digital line
My little robot guy
Make me sound too good to decline

[Outro]
Beep beep, send that charm
Beep beep, seal the deal
Beep beep, little wingman
Tell them I’m the real deal