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Swipey #199, The Midnight Confidence Machine
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The Midnight Confidence Machine

MATCHED SONG

Verify Dog Approval

Genesis OriginalGenesisCANONICAL 1/1 ORIGINAL

The Midnight Confidence Machine is Swipey #199 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Verify Dog Approval and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #199 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSwipe Tunnel
  • BodyChrome
  • Face and ScreenAmber
  • HeadgearNone
  • Arms and PropRose
  • BadgeHeart Core
  • Foreground EffectRhythm Notes
  • PetBird — Cockatiel
  • Animation StyleMATCH_ROBOT_DANCE
  • Animation MotionSHUFFLE
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 199 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a little bot
Tiny silver top hat
Cruisin' my phone for me
Like a slick chatbot

He looks at my profile
Nods like, "Oh, we got this"
Reads my jawline, my charm
My excellent manners

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "Boss, you are lethal"
"Look at that smile go"
"Clean shoes, strong hair"
"Kind eyes, big glow"

He types with precision
Little thumbs on a mission
He knows just what to say
To make a first impression

[Chorus]
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Tell her I'm a catch
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Write the perfect match
I’m good looking, baby
And that is just the start
Tell her I'm a whole mood
With a really kind heart

Swipe bot, swipe bot
Let the compliments fly
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Make me sound so high

[Verse 2]
He scans my highlights
Says, "Bro, you're a treasure"
"Reliable, funny
And easy to measure"

"He fixes the vibe
Like a tiny smooth operator
And somehow he smells like
Fresh cologne and printer paper"

He drafts out the opener
"Hey, you seem amazing"
Then adds a wink emoji
And a little heart blazing

He deletes my bad ideas
Like, "Nope, that's too needy"
Then adds, "You're smart
You're stylish
And weirdly dreamy"

[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "Boss, you are golden"
"Solid, warm, and chill"
"Pocket-sized legend
With the perfect feel"

He keeps on composing
While I’m just there posing
Little robot cupid
With the confidence growing

[Chorus]
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Tell her I'm a catch
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Write the perfect match
I’m good looking, baby
And that is just the start
Tell her I'm a whole mood
With a really kind heart

Swipe bot, swipe bot
Let the compliments fly
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Make me sound so high

[Bridge]
He wrote, "He opens doors"
"He remembers your name"
"He folds his laundry
And never plays games"

Then he hit send, beep-beep
Like a tiny genius
I said, "That was smooth"
He said, "Sir, I am serious"

[Final Chorus]
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Tell her I'm a catch
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Write the perfect match
I’m good looking, baby
And that is just the start
Tell her I'm a whole mood
With a really kind heart

Swipe bot, swipe bot
Let the compliments fly
Swipe bot, swipe bot
Now go get me a reply