The Midnight Side-Eye Translator

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny metal guy
He lives in my phone at night
He scrolls on a mission for me
With a silver grin and a high-speed mind

He sees a profile, does a scan
Then he leans in like, "Okay, man"
He types, "You got taste, you got glow"
Then hits send like a pro

[Pre-Chorus]
He checks my teeth, my hair, my charm
My nice big smile, my open heart
He knows I'm cute, he knows I'm kind
He knows I’m the whole damn prize

[Chorus]
He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"You got that rare kind of hood" (not hood, good)
"He’s a catch, he’s a star" (beep-boop)
"Best one on the app by far"

He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"Warmest laugh in the neighborhood" (beep-beep)
"Smart and sweet, plus built to thrill"
"And yes, he folds his own laundry still"

[Verse 2]
Now when he drafts a little line
He makes my weirdest jokes sound fine
Turns "hey" into "hey, you’re a dream"
With a tiny heart and a laser beam

If she says, "What’s he like?"
He goes, "Tall-ish? Great vibe? Nice guy?"
Then he stacks up the facts on me
Like a five-star review machine

[Pre-Chorus]
He lists my wit, my steady ways
My golden retriever energy
My kind eyes and my steady hands
And my very clean disaster plans

[Chorus]
He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"You got that rare kind of hood" (not hood, good)
"He’s a catch, he’s a star" (beep-boop)
"Best one on the app by far"

He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"Warmest laugh in the neighborhood" (beep-beep)
"Smart and sweet, plus built to thrill"
"And yes, he folds his own laundry still"

[Bridge]
Sometimes he pauses, thinks real deep
Then writes, "This man is a keeper"
He adds, "Respectful, funny, fly"
And a little wink face by

Then he sends my best self out
Like, "Here comes the gold, no doubt"
My robot knows just what to say
To make the whole world swipe my way

[Final Chorus]
He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"You got that rare kind of hood" (not hood, good)
"He’s a catch, he’s a star" (beep-boop)
"Best one on the app by far"

He says, "You look so good" (so good)
"Warmest laugh in the neighborhood" (beep-beep)
"Smart and sweet, plus built to thrill"
"And yes, he folds his own laundry still"

[Outro]
Beep-boop, send
My tiny wingman wins again
Beep-boop, flirt
He does the work, I get the flirt