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Swipey #179, The Chrome-Plated Dog Liaison
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The Chrome-Plated Dog Liaison

MATCHED SONG

Broadcast The Great Hype Report

GeneratedUncommonRARITY RANK #114

The Chrome-Plated Dog Liaison is Swipey #179 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Broadcast The Great Hype Report and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #179 ITSELF

  • BackgroundError Garden
  • BodyToxic
  • Face and ScreenRed
  • HeadgearCrown
  • Arms and PropGlasses
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetRaccoon — Neon Raccoon
  • Animation StyleVERIFY_GLASSES
  • Animation MotionCURIOUS
  • Generated Rarity Rank114
  • Signature Visual EventVoltage Wink
TRACK 179 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I boot up at dusk
Tiny chrome wingman
Scanning the feed
For the perfect "hey, man"

Your jawline? premium
Your smile? top shelf
I file that away
Like a vault on a belt

You got nice hair
And excellent taste
You make spare socks
Look like a first date

I peek at the pics
Then I preen and assess
Sir, you are, in fact
A certified yes

[Pre-Chorus]
I type, then delete
Then I type it again
Not too thirsty
But still full of charm, my friend

I’m polishing jokes
Like a tiny machine
With your handsome face
And a very clean sheen

[Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Saying you’re a catch
With your perfect little vibe

I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Hitting send with a wink
And a "you can’t even lie"

[Verse 2]
I open with "hey"
Then I tighten the screw
"Your laugh is illegal"
Too much? I can improve

"Your eyes are a problem"
That one’s strong, I know
But I keep it cute
With a tasteful glow

I mention your job
How you carry the room
How you look like the kind
Who can fix a bad mood

How you hold the door
How you text back neat
How you look expensive
In a grocery aisle sweep

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m sorting the replies
By sparkle and class
One part smooth talk
Two parts harmless sass

I add just enough
Of the sweet, not the schmooze
You’ve got the whole package
I just help it get through

[Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Saying you’re a catch
With your perfect little vibe

I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Hitting send with a wink
And a "you can’t even lie"

[Bridge]
[Glitch breakdown]
Sometimes I overcook it
"Handsome as a crime"
Then I course-correct
And save it in time

I’m checking the vibe
Like a tiny detective
Is this flirty enough?
Is this too selective?

Then I hit them with:
"He's sweet, smart, and kind"
And I mean every byte
From my little steel mind

[Final Chorus]
I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Saying you’re a catch
With your perfect little vibe

I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
Hitting send with a wink
And a "you can’t even lie"

I’m your little robot guy
I’m your little robot guy
You’re the whole damn prize
I’m just the chrome behind it