Swipey #160, The AllStar Snack Marshal
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The AllStar Snack Marshal

MATCHED SONG

Test Snack Security

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The AllStar Snack Marshal is Swipey #160 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Test Snack Security and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #160 ITSELF

  • BackgroundNeon Sunset
  • BodyChrome
  • Face and ScreenMint
  • HeadgearHalo
  • Arms and PropCalculator
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetLamb — Woolly Lamb
  • Animation StyleCOMPARE_DECIDE
  • Animation MotionSALUTE
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 160 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built me a tiny guy
Chrome feet, square tie
Name tag says Swipe Bot
He lives in my bedside dock

He scans the room like
“Sir, you clean up nice”
Then he checks my pics and goes
“Oh yeah, we can work with this”

He says my jawline’s strong
My jokes land all night long
My hair don’t quit, my skin don’t lie
I’m basically the whole reason why

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got a little thumb
And a big plan
He reads my best traits
Like a fan, fan, fan

He’s typing, typing fast
With a wink and a grin
Then he sends the kind of line
That makes her type right in

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell her I’m cute
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, tell her the truth
I’m built like a dream
With a good-natured streak
And I fold my shirts on Monday

Swipe Bot, hit her with charm
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, don’t do me wrong
Say I’m funny, I’m sweet
Got that “please meet” energy
And I bring my own snacks

[Verse 2]
He opens with a compliment
Not weird, just elegant
“Your vibe is top-shelf, ma’am”
Then he slides in my resident brand

He says I’m kind to waiters
Good with plants and neighbors
Can dance at birthdays
And I never ghost for days

He checks my calendar
“Free after dinner, sir?”
Then he drafts a little message like
“Would you like to know more?”

He drops a tiny joke
A clean, flirty poke
“Mainly handsome, minor flaws
Mostly wins, and no pause”

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got a little glow
And a bigger heart
He knows exactly how to
Play this part, part, part

He’s polishing my facts
Like a showroom prize
Then he adds a cheeky line
That gets her smiling in replies

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell her I’m cute
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, tell her the truth
I’m built like a dream
With a good-natured streak
And I fold my shirts on Monday

Swipe Bot, hit her with charm
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, don’t do me wrong
Say I’m funny, I’m sweet
Got that “please meet” energy
And I bring my own snacks

[Bridge]
[Glitch Break]
He ran a full report
On my laugh, my walk, my style
Then he wrote, “This one’s a catch”
And he made the message smile

He says, “Sir, you’re a treasure
A rare and excellent guy”
Then he sends the final line
With a little robot eye

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, tell her I’m cute
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, tell her the truth
I’m built like a dream
With a good-natured streak
And I fold my shirts on Monday

Swipe Bot, hit her with charm
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, don’t do me wrong
Say I’m handsome, I’m kind
Got a gold-star mind
And I’m very, very available

Swipe Bot, go get me in
(Swipe Bot)
Swipe Bot, press send again
I’m the best that’s around
With my boots on the ground
And my little bot out front