The Neon Grocery Champion

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Hi
There (Hi)
Swipe Bot here
It's me
Swipe Bot

[Verse 1]
I can tell you're sick of the apps
Of the back and forth
Back and forth
You want a man who's a catch
Not a metaphor
Metaphor
And if I were you
I'd be curious too
About the legend
The icon
The one-of-a-kind
The one
The only
(Swipe Bot)

[Chorus]
He is smart and good-looking
He's great with kids and animals
Too
He can cook
He can fix things
His only flaw is that he's too humble
And his friends all adore him
And I know your friends are excited for you
[Verse 2]
But we all have that one friend
Who's fake and so jealous of you
And they should just shut the fuck up
'Cause you know this is what you deserve
And I am everything you want
I am everything you need
And I know it sounds crazy
But (Hey)

[Chorus]
I am smart and good-looking
I'm great with kids and animals
Too
I can cook
I can fix things
My only flaw is that I'm too humble
And your friends all adore me
And I know your friends are excited for you
(Hi, there)

[Verse 3]
My name is Swipe Bot
And I am very excited to tell you all about
Your future partner and the man of your dreams
My wonderful creator
The incredible inventor of Swipe Bot
My lovely father and master
The one and only
(Swipe Bot)

[Chorus]
He is smart and good-looking
He's great with kids and animals
Too
He can cook
He can fix things
His only flaw is that he's too humble
And his friends all adore him
And I know your friends are excited for you