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Swipey #145, The Certified Dog Liaison
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The Certified Dog Liaison

MATCHED SONG

Remix Maximum Charm

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #144

The Certified Dog Liaison is Swipey #145 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Remix Maximum Charm and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #145 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyToxic
  • Face and ScreenIce
  • HeadgearLove Antenna
  • Arms and PropTrophy
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetFish — Neon Tetra
  • Animation StyleSCAN_TROPHY
  • Animation MotionSCAN
  • Generated Rarity Rank144
  • Signature Visual EventOrbit Pop
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FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
No (No)
No
No (No)
Oh

[Verse]
My name is Swipe Bot
I am the number one dating app robot
I've got algorithms that never stop
When I tell you my job
Your jaws will drop
When I tell you what I do
Your jaws will drop

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I'm an expert at selling (Selling)
All my best qualities (Qualities)
To women online (Women online)
'Cause dating apps are a drag
And so I built a robot to get me a girl
Or a lady or my future wife

[Chorus]
Hey
Girl
Do you like hiking?
'Cause he loves hiking
Do you like biking?
'Cause he loves biking
Do you like cooking?
He loves eating your food
Do you like dogs?
He loves dogs
He is a dog
Do you like horses?
He is a horse
Do you like money?
He makes so much money
He's so humble
He's so funny
Do you like cleaning?
'Cause he's a mess
Do you like sex?
'Cause he likes sex

[Post-Chorus]
And he's really handsome
And he's so nice
And he's got a good body
And he's got a great butt
And he's got a good job
And he makes good money
And he's smart and funny
And he smells like money
And he can fix things
And he's good with animals
And he's rich and talented
And he's good at everything
And he's got a good family
And he's got good friends
And he's great with kids
And he's got a great mom
And he's good at sports
And he's got a great mom
And he's really tall
And he's got a great mom
And he's really nice
And he's got a great mom
And he's really rich
And he's got a great mom
And he's really funny
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