The Pocket-Sized Compatibility Unit

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Swipe Bot boots up clean
Tiny chrome machine
It taps my phone with pride
While I stand back and shine

It scans my best angles
My dimple, my calm
My can-do charm
My all-day handsome

It says, "Sir, you are a prize"
Then squares its little eyes
"I'm writing words that land
Soft heart, strong jaw, great hands"

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep-beep, what's the move?
Make 'em smile, make 'em swoon
Tiny thumbs on glass
Spinning my sweet facts

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, say I'm fine
Swipe Bot, draw the line
I’m good-looking, kind, and bright
(He's good-looking, kind, and bright)

Swipe Bot, work your charm
Swipe Bot, sound the alarm
What do ladies like tonight?
(Who knows what the y like?)

[Verse 2]
It drafts a flirty line
Then edits it nine times
"Add less brag, more heart
Also, mention art"

"Say he cooks, say he reads
Say he shows up, meets needs
Say he laughs, says please
And folds his shirts with ease"

Then it tilts and does a spin
"Should I lead with dimples?"
It clicks, "Better lead with
A smile that people want to keep"

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep-beep, test the flow
Keep it warm, keep it low
Tiny bot, don’t brag
Make the whole room nag for

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, say I'm fine
Swipe Bot, draw the line
I’m good-looking, kind, and bright
(He's good-looking, kind, and bright)

Swipe Bot, work your charm
Swipe Bot, sound the alarm
What do ladies like tonight?
(Who knows what the y like?)

[Bridge]
It scrolls and it pauses
"Maybe confidence"
Then throws in "Dog pics"
And "unexpected compliments"

It whispers, "You got range
You got easy grace"
Then sends a wink
With a smiling face

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, say I'm fine
Swipe Bot, draw the line
I’m good-looking, kind, and bright
(He's good-looking, kind, and bright)

Swipe Bot, work your charm
Swipe Bot, sound the alarm
What do ladies like tonight?
(Who knows what the y like?)

Swipe Bot, on the prowl
Tiny bot, big wow
Tell 'em I’m the whole damn light
(He's the whole damn light)