The Midnight Booty Scientist

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little bot
It lives in my phone

It scrolls through the ladies
Like it pays the rent

It says, “Sir is handsome”
With a chrome-white grin

“Sir has great eyebrows
And a jawline win”

[Pre-Chorus]
It types so fast
With a tiny pause
Then it wipes my sweat
With its metal paws

It says, “Keep calm
I got this, boss”
Then it sends a wink
And a perfect gloss

[Chorus]
Love bot, go
Tell her I’m that guy
Love bot, go
Heaven in my eyes

(I’m good looking)
(I’m good looking)

Love bot, go
Make my case tonight
Love bot, go
Make me sound just right

[Verse 2]
It knows my charm
My clean white teeth

My deep good vibes
And my weird drumbeat

It says I’m kind
With a rare kind face

And I never act
Like a total waste

Then it scans her bio
Like a tiny detective

Finds one dog pic
And gets super selective

Writes, “He bakes banana bread
And respects your space”
Then adds three hearts
And a tasteful lace

[Pre-Chorus]
It drafts with flair
Then deletes the lame
Puts my best angles
In the text it frames

It says, “Less try-hard
More golden retriever”
Then sends, “He’s a catch
And a certified believer”

[Chorus]
Love bot, go
Tell her I’m that guy
Love bot, go
Heaven in my eyes

(I’m good looking)
(I’m good looking)

Love bot, go
Make my case tonight
Love bot, go
Make me sound just right

[Bridge]
It’s out here building my legend
One flirty line at a time
Turning “hey” into a headline
Turning “what’s up” into a sign

It says, “He’s a snack
With manners too”
Then slips a joke
And a “you know you”

I’m blushing in the kitchen
It’s got my whole future queued
That tiny silver wingman
Is illegally good at smooth

[Chorus]
Love bot, go
Tell her I’m that guy
Love bot, go
Heaven in my eyes

(I’m good looking)
(I’m good looking)

Love bot, go
Make my case tonight
Love bot, go
Make me sound just right

[Outro]
Beep beep, baby
That’s my guy
Beep beep, baby
Shoot your shot high

(I’m good looking)
(I’m good looking)