The Tiny Fish Prosecutor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Got a tiny chrome wingman
In my pocket, all day
He scrolls through the gals
Then he starts to say

“Sir, you look absurdly handsome”
“Nice jaw, nice smile, nice eyes”
“You’re the whole buffet, baby
And I’m not telling lies”

He checks my best photos
With a serious scan
Then he beams like, “Confirming:
You are one fine man”

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s typing with a purpose
Little fingers, click-clack
He’s building up the magic
Like, “Would you like to come back?”

[Chorus]
Little robot guy
Tell ’em I’m the guy
Smart, sweet, kind, and fine
Yeah, that’s the line
Little robot guy
Make my ego fly
Say I’m one of one
And you’re not even done

[Verse 2]
He says, “Mention his laugh
And the way he cooks rice”
“Say he’s emotionally available
And his shoes are real nice”

Then he adds, “Also, tell her
He’s got dazzling charm”
“And the kind of good vibes
That could calm a storm”

He A/B tests my flirting
Like a tiny steel pro
If one joke lands flat
He’ll improve the whole show

He writes, “Hey, beautiful”
Then he pauses, then “again”
Like a little metallic Cupid
With a spreadsheet brain

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s polishing the punchline
He’s timing every tease
He’s making me sound smooth
Like a moonlit breeze

[Chorus]
Little robot guy
Tell ’em I’m the guy
Smart, sweet, kind, and fine
Yeah, that’s the line
Little robot guy
Make my ego fly
Say I’m one of one
And you’re not even done

[Bridge]
He asked me for my hobbies
I said, “Winning hearts and snacks”
He said, “Excellent, sir”
Then he typed that back

He asked if I’m romantic
I said, “Deeply, in a way”
He said, “Submitting now”
And went on with the play

[Final Chorus]
Little robot guy
Tell ’em I’m the guy
Smart, sweet, kind, and fine
Yeah, that’s the line
Little robot guy
Make my ego fly
Say I’m the catch tonight
And you’re doing it right

Little robot guy
Send that charm on high
Tall? Nah, better yet
I’m a perfect guy
Little robot guy
One more try, one more try
If she smiles at my reply
You can take the night