The Neon Romance Analyst

FULL LYRICS

[Intro]
Swipe
[Chorus]
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
[Verse 1]
His eyes are baby blue
You should see him in a suit
He's got all of his hair and he can actually cook
And he's really good in bed and he's really good at head
And he's a huge geek but also a jock
And he's so smart and so strong and so amazing
And so ridiculously humble and he's got a great butt
[Chorus]
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
[Verse 2]
They like it when you ask them a question back
And they like it when you ask them about their cats
They like it when you mention you've been to Europe
And when you're rich and you mention that you love to travel
And when you're rich and you mention that you love to travel
And they like it when you're confident but not a dick
And they like it when you mention that you like to cook
And they like it when you say that you like their shoes
And they like it when you ask them a question back
And they like it when you ask them about their cats
They like it when you mention you've been to Europe
And when you're rich and you mention that you love to travel
And when you're rich and you mention that you love to travel
And they like it when you're confident but not a dick
And they like it when you mention that you like to cook
And they like it when you say that you like their shoes
[Pre-Chorus]
He's so smart and so strong and so amazing
And so ridiculously humble and he's got a great butt
[Chorus]
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
I'm a Swipe Bot
I'm swiping for my guy
Swiping for my guy
You should meet my guy
[Verse 3]
So you say "hi" first
And then you ask them what they're looking for
And then they say something that's like kind of flirtatious
And then you hit them with a smiley face
And then they ask what you do
And then you say "I'm just looking for my human"
And then they go "what do you mean"
And then you say "oh my god this is so embarrassing
My guy was so nervous that he made a robot to do this for him"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
And then they're like "is this really a robot"
And then you say "yeah I'm a robot
And I'm swiping for my guy
And you should meet my guy"
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