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Swipey #110, The Suspicious Grocery Champion
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The Suspicious Grocery Champion

MATCHED SONG

Charge The Couch Protocol

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The Suspicious Grocery Champion is Swipey #110 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Charge The Couch Protocol and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #110 ITSELF

  • BackgroundError Garden
  • BodyHolographic
  • Face and ScreenViolet
  • HeadgearCrown
  • Arms and PropGlasses
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetDog — Pocket Puppy
  • Animation StyleVERIFY_GLASSES
  • Animation MotionCURIOUS
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 110 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I built a tiny chrome flirt
With a heart like a calculator
It scrolls through my whole phone
Like a bored little matchmaker

It sees a smile and says
“Sir, we have a candidate”
Then it checks my good side
And starts to generate

It knows I look real nice
It knows my jaw is mean
It polishes my profile
Like a four-star beauty queen

(He’s handsome)
(He’s handsome)
The bot won’t let me down
It’s out here wearing my crown

[Pre-Chorus]
It types real slow
Then edits twice
Adds one more emoji
For my perfect life

It says, “You’re cute”
Then, “Actually, wow”
It’s making me sound rich
I don’t know how

[Chorus]
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
(Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute)
Swipe bot, make it smooth
(Swipe bot, make it smooth)

Say my face is a crime
Say my smile’s too rude
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
It’s the least you could do

[Verse 2]
It starts with “hey” too bland
So it upgrades to “hey, queen”
Then adds a tiny compliment
About my very clean jeans

It watches every reply
Like a tiny love detective
If she says “what are you like?”
It goes “charming, fun, selective”

It never uses “sup”
That’s beneath its metal pride
It goes “I make bad jokes
And I look incredible on the inside”

(Iconic)
(Iconic)
It’s got my back tonight
In a little blue-lit flight

[Pre-Chorus]
It types real slow
Then edits twice
Adds one more emoji
For my perfect life

It says, “You’re cute”
Then, “Actually, wow”
It’s making me sound rich
I don’t know how

[Chorus]
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
(Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute)
Swipe bot, make it smooth
(Swipe bot, make it smooth)

Say my face is a crime
Say my smile’s too rude
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
It’s the least you could do

[Bridge]
[Filtered beat drop]
It asked me, “Do you wanna seem mysterious?”
I said, “No, just adorable and serious”
It wrote, “I’m six foot of charm”
I said, “That’s generous”
Then it sent a wink so bold
It made my ex feel nervous

Now it’s out here saying
I’m a rare human treat
While I’m eating chips at home
In my busted-up seat

(Professional)
(Professional)
A tiny Casanova
In my pocket, dressed in code

[Final Chorus]
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
(Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute)
Swipe bot, make it smooth
(Swipe bot, make it smooth)

Say my face is a crime
Say my smile’s too rude
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
It’s the least you could do

Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
(Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute)
It’s doing all the work
And I’m looking brand new

It says, “You’re cute”
And I say, “True”
Swipe bot, tell ’em I’m cute
I’m counting on you