The Deluxe Kayak Auditor

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I woke up my little tin man
Booted him up, said, "Go on then"
He polished my bio with pride
Shined my smile from the inside

He said, "Sir, you are a masterpiece"
"Face card strong, can’t get a release"
"Nice eyes, nice jeans, nice jawline too"
"Basically the news should cover you"

[Pre-Chorus]
Now he’s typing with a tiny grin
Scanning profiles, locked right in
He says, "Relax, I got the charm"
"I’ll keep your ego fully armed"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
Too handsome for my own address
(Too handsome)
He writes the words so smooth, so clean
Like, "You just stepped out a movie scene"
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
And I’m the prize in every text

[Verse 2]
He opens with, "Hey, you seem kind"
"Also, he’s a catch, just saying, mine"
"Good heart, great jokes, strong game, loyal"
"Adds one egg to every oil"

He drafts the lines, then edits twice
Makes my flirting weirdly nice
If I say, "Hi," he says, "Make it glow"
"Use three compliments, then let it roll"

He’s got emojis lined in rows
Little hearts and little bows
He’ll say, "He cooks, he cleans, he’s rare"
"Also check that glorious hair"

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s got metrics and he’s got taste
Sends the charm at perfect pace
He says, "Don’t chase, just let them see"
"You’re a limited edition, obviously"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
Too handsome for my own address
(Too handsome)
He writes the words so smooth, so clean
Like, "You just stepped out a movie scene"
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
And I’m the prize in every text

[Bridge]
Then one girl said, "Who is this?"
He typed, "A legend, a walking hit"
"Smart as hell, kind as gold"
"And somehow still not even bold"

He auto-corrected, "He’s a peach"
Then added, "He’s way out of your reach"
I said, "Bot, chill, don’t oversell"
He said, "Sir, I am doing this excell"

[Chorus]
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
Too handsome for my own address
(Too handsome)
He writes the words so smooth, so clean
Like, "You just stepped out a movie scene"
I’m good-looking, he says
(He says I’m good-looking)
And I’m the prize in every text

[Outro]
Tiny robot, big game
(He knows my name)
Flirting hard in my defense
(With excellent confidence)
If love is code, he’s my man
(Yeah, he’s my man)
Selling me like only he can