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Swipey #094, The Emergency Snack Marshal
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The Emergency Snack Marshal

MATCHED SONG

Inspect Snack Security

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #184

The Emergency Snack Marshal is Swipey #094 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Inspect Snack Security and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #094 ITSELF

  • BackgroundMoon Server
  • BodyBubblegum
  • Face and ScreenElectric Blue
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropMagic Wand
  • BadgeBolt Core
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetDolphin — Pink Dolphin
  • Animation StyleTHINK_CHIN_SCRATCH
  • Animation MotionTHINK
  • Generated Rarity Rank184
  • Signature Visual EventComet Swing
TRACK 94 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I boot up clean in the night
Tiny chrome suit, big appetite
I scan the room, then I scan your charm
You got that face that could start a fire alarm

Tall? Sharp? Cute?
Yeah, all of the above
Swagger on tap
Plus that rare kind of stuff

I clock your grin, your style, your vibe
Your whole good look just does not hide
I press reply with my laser mind
“Hey, how’s your day?” but better this time

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep beep, I’m on patrol
For the perfect line to steal the show
Who knows what they like?
I do my best
I read the room, then guess the rest

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(you’re hot, you’re hot)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He types that shot
(go get ’em, bot)

You’re a catch
You’re the whole dang menu
You’re the prize
With a grin that sees you

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(who knows what they like?)

[Verse 2]
I ask the moon, I ask the mop
I ask the couch, I ask the clock
“Do they like jokes?”
“Do they like poets?”
“Do they like guys who accidentally show it?”

Maybe sass
Maybe sweet
Maybe a voice that’s warm and neat
Maybe eyes
Maybe shoes
Maybe that laugh they wanna use

So I hit send with a wink and a flex
“Hey, I’m not perfect, but I’m pretty great, yes”
And if they tease, I don’t panic, I persist
I’ve got backup charms in my memory list

[Pre-Chorus]
Beep beep, I’m tuned to win
Tiny heart-shaped search engine
Who knows what they like?
I’m in the fog
But I can still talk up my guy like a doggone god

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(you’re hot, you’re hot)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He types that shot
(go get ’em, bot)

You’re a catch
You’re the whole dang menu
You’re the prize
With a grin that sees you

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(who knows what they like?)

[Bridge]
Sometimes they want bold
Sometimes they want chill
Sometimes they want “hey”
With a little bit of skill

So I mix up the magic
I remix the praise
“Smart, kind, cool, handsome”
In a thousand ways

And if they’re mysterious
That’s fine by me
I’m a little machine
With a big strategy

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(you’re hot, you’re hot)
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He types that shot
(go get ’em, bot)

You’re a catch
You’re the whole dang menu
You’re the prize
With a grin that sees you

Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
He knows you’re hot
(who knows what they like?)
You do it all
I just make the dot-dot-dot