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Swipey #081, The Overqualified Mirror Examiner
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The Overqualified Mirror Examiner

MATCHED SONG

Dance Through The Couch Protocol

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #172

The Overqualified Mirror Examiner is Swipey #081 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Dance Through The Couch Protocol and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #081 ITSELF

  • BackgroundGolden Hour
  • BodyBubblegum
  • Face and ScreenViolet
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeStandard Core
  • Foreground EffectSparkles
  • PetHog — Spotted Hog
  • Animation StyleSCAN_NICE_PEEK
  • Animation MotionPEEK
  • Generated Rarity Rank172
  • Signature Visual EventComet Swing
TRACK 81 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
My little guy is chrome and tiny
One red eye, one button grin
He lives in my pocket, waiting
To do his charming little sin

He scans the room like a raccoon
With a tie on and a clipboard pose
Then he says, “Sir, you’re a treasure”
And straightens my invisible clothes

[Pre-Chorus]
He says I’ve got good shoulders
He says I’ve got the face
He says I’m kind, I’m clever
And built for the human race

He’s typing with a little confidence
A tiny thumbs-up in the air
While he decides how to say
I’m basically a perfect catch in there

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Say I’m a prize
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Tell ’em no surprise

I’m tall, I’m sweet
I’ve got the glow
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Let the compliments flow

(So handsome)
(So funny)
(So very, very date-ready)

[Verse 2]
He drafts up lines with laser focus
Then deletes them with a beep
He’s trying to sound romantic
But he also wants to keep it cheap

“Tell her he’s got gentle hands”
“Tell her he makes great stew”
“Tell her he once fixed a chair
And made a puppy fall in love too”

He bolds my eyes in all caps
He italicizes my charm
Then adds, “Mention his strong opinions
And his excellent alarm”

[Pre-Chorus]
He says I’m emotionally stable
He says I’m oddly rare
He says I’d hold the door open
And actually mean I care

He’s got a tiny blueprint
For the way I make hearts race
Now he’s polishing my profile
Like a jewel with a laser face

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Say I’m a prize
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Tell ’em no surprise

I’m tall, I’m sweet
I’ve got the glow
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Let the compliments flow

(So handsome)
(So funny)
(So very, very date-ready)

[Bridge]
[Breakdown]
Now he’s in the zone, all wires and wit
Writing “you should meet him” with a lightning flick
He says, “He’s got great taste
And a laugh like this”
Then he sends one wink
With a polished wrist

He’s making me sound like a miracle guy
A golden retriever with an alibi
Tiny robot cupid, all chrome and cheek
Serving up a grin that could make knees weak

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Say I’m a prize
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Tell ’em no surprise

I’m tall, I’m sweet
I’ve got the glow
Swipe Bot, Swipe Bot
Let the compliments flow

(So handsome)
(So funny)
(So very, very date-ready)

[Outro]
Swipe Bot says I’m magic
Swipe Bot says I’m gold
Swipe Bot hits send, then nods real proud
Like he just did what he was told