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Swipey #079, The Chrome-Plated Confidence Machine
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The Chrome-Plated Confidence Machine

MATCHED SONG

Verify The Great Hype Report

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The Chrome-Plated Confidence Machine is Swipey #079 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Verify The Great Hype Report and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #079 ITSELF

  • BackgroundData Rain
  • BodySteel
  • Face and ScreenMint
  • HeadgearCrown
  • Arms and PropCoffee
  • BadgeStar Core
  • Foreground EffectPixel Dust
  • PetHog — Spotted Hog
  • Animation StyleSCAN_LEAN_IN
  • Animation MotionPEEK
  • Signature Visual EventGenesis Cinematic
TRACK 79 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
Meet Swipe Bot, my tiny knight
Chrome little heart, shoes shining bright
He scans the screen with a laser glance
Finds me a date on a one-tap chance

He says, “Bro, you’re a masterpiece”
Good jawline, strong vibe, built like peace
Hands in the pockets, cool as a breeze
And he knows I’ve got the charm with ease

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s typing fast, little fingers go
Brain on turbo, nice and low
He drafts me up a sugar-sweet reply
Then blows a kiss through the digital sky

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say my face is fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m a catch (a catch)
He’s selling me like art
With a magnetic patch

[Verse 2]
He says I’m kind, I’m funny, I’m smart
Got golden retriever energy in my heart
Respectful, clean, with a brilliant grin
And a jawline that could win again

He checks the chat like, “Too plain, too dry”
Then adds “your smile made my robot fry”
He swaps out “hey” for a flirty delight
Like “you seem like trouble in the very best light”

[Pre-Chorus]
He’s picking words like candy rain
Sweet enough to make them pause again
One emoji, then a wink, then a tease
Then he hands me the keys and says, “Go on, please”

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say my face is fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m a catch (a catch)
He’s selling me like art
With a magnetic patch

[Bridge]
He knows my strengths, he knows my lore
“My man opens doors and then opens more”
“Great taste, good hair, top-tier delight”
“Could make a whole room feel just right”

Now he’s drafting with a soft little beep
Making my charm look smooth and cheap-free
He sends the line, then he leans back proud
Like a tiny tuxedo in a laptop crowd

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say my face is fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell her I’m a catch (a catch)
He’s selling me like art
With a magnetic patch

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Put my best foot out
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
That’s what I’m about
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
He’s the wingman king (cha-ching)
Tiny robot, big mouth
And he makes me sing