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Swipey #077, The Suspicious Couch Commander
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The Suspicious Couch Commander

MATCHED SONG

Upgrade Dog Approval

GeneratedCommonRARITY RANK #227

The Suspicious Couch Commander is Swipey #077 from Swipe Bot The AllStar Booty Remix, paired with the song Upgrade Dog Approval and its unique song-reactive animation.

THE MATCHED MEDIA

ART. VIDEO. SONG. LYRICS. VOICE.

The full music video and standalone song are part of this Swipey's final production package. The permanent public media source connects here at launch.

VISIBLE + ANIMATION TRAITS

WHAT MAKES #077 ITSELF

  • BackgroundSwipe Tunnel
  • BodyCopper
  • Face and ScreenPink
  • HeadgearFedora
  • Arms and PropMagnifier
  • BadgeBroken Heart
  • Foreground EffectClean
  • PetLobster — Electric Lobster
  • Animation StyleSCAN_MAGNIFIER
  • Animation MotionSCAN
  • Generated Rarity Rank227
  • Signature Visual EventGrid Kick
TRACK 77 / 303

FULL LYRICS

[Verse 1]
I got a little robot guy
Name on the screen: Swipe Bot
He lives in my pocket, aye
Got my whole charm on lock

He says, “Bro, you’re a catch”
“Clean shoes, kind heart, good jokes”
“You got that look they like”
“And the laugh that melts their folks”

He scans my tiny bio
Like a talent show judge
Then he types, “Hey, how’s your day?”
With a wink and a nudge

[Pre-Chorus]
He knows I’m easy on the eyes
He knows I’m built for the prize
He reads my good-guy file
Then he turns on the style

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell ’em I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say I’m second to none
I’m handsome, I’m solid
I’m sweet and I’m fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Do your little run (run)

[Verse 2]
When a lady pops on through
He goes, “Start with the smile”
Then he drops my best stuff first
Like, “He’s got class for miles”

“Never late, always loyal”
“Can cook, can dance, can laugh”
“He’ll remember your dog’s name”
“And he won’t ghost your text back”

He writes, “You seem amazing”
Then he slips in my charm
“By the way, he’s got strong arms”
And a very safe alarm

He makes my pickup lines
Less weird and more alive
He turns “sup” into “your vibe”
Like he’s helping me survive

[Pre-Chorus]
He knows I’m easy on the eyes
He knows I’m built for the prize
He reads my good-guy file
Then he turns on the style

[Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell ’em I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say I’m second to none
I’m handsome, I’m solid
I’m sweet and I’m fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Do your little run (run)

[Bridge]
He said, “Confidence first”
Then he paused for effect
“Mention his dimples now”
“Girl, he’s got perfect text”

I said, “Bot, don’t oversell”
He said, “Buddy, please”
“You’re a limited edition
With excellent knees”

[Final Chorus]
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Tell ’em I’m the one
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Say I’m second to none
I’m handsome, I’m solid
I’m sweet and I’m fun
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Do your little run (run)

Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Go and press send
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Make my legends trend
I’m dreamy, I’m decent
A certified win
Swipe Bot, swipe Bot
Now get me in (in)